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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-06-2011, 05:57 PM Thread Starter
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Funniest College Paper Ever

My friend's room mate found this paper. Apparently it was written by a really high college kid.


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One of the single funniest things I have ever read in my life.

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Im all for having fun, showing your tits and getting fucked up on a river float but it can be done without being a pig.
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I'm calling shenanigans on this one! Not only does the red ink look like the handwriting of a kid, but the teacher or professor used the word "to" instead of "too" on the bottom of page 3. Not likely! PLus, in college, I doubt this paper would get a passing (barley) grade, nor would the instructor spend time seriously grading this and then want to speak with the student to discuss his paper which he obviously didn't give a fuck about.
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You're ruining all the fun. I knew it was fake when I saw the final grade. It is still fucking hilarious.

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thats hilarious

so is this The 56 best/worst similes House of Figs

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I barely got past the first page....it was worse than Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Now if you listen to Adam Sandler's "the uses of the word fuck', you will realise that is a very versatile word, but in that essay, it was a bit over used.

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I tried to read it but it reminded me of this essay my friend wrote for the NYS Regents back in the late 90's that involved Persian cats and the Vietnam War. He got I believe 45 out of a possible 100 but it was well worth it.


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Because someone has to call it how they see it!
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I tried to read it but it reminded me of this essay my friend wrote for the NYS Regents back in the late 90's that involved Persian cats and the Vietnam War. He got I believe 45 out of a possible 100 but it was well worth it.
I had a friend turn in a BS essay similar to this when we were in high school. The teacher was going to give him a 10 out of 100 but he misspelled a word in his title so she took an additional point for a grand total of 9 out of 100. It was worth a good laugh when we got the graded papers back but his parents didn't find it nearly as funny when the teacher decided to call home and let them know of their son's progress. Good times. lol
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