kri$han

In my religion we believe that at first, God created work... but that was no fun.

Then god created snowboarding, and gave it to people for fun...

then god created booze, and the hot tub...

All I can say is that today has been a religious day for me, and thank God for it all!

now i must retreat to God's next best creation; the bed.

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Mooz

Where is this church and do they have weekly worship services?

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kri$han

^ haha, anywhere there are practicioners, and nope, its completely up to you

lol, hoo-leee I was wasted last night when I posted this...lol.

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Mooz

Wait... you have moments of sobriety?

As for the religion, you need hymns n shit. Oh and a bible. I find bibles work best when they're "discovered" by some dude in the wildneress while talking to the voices in his head.


Or, we could wait a good 300 some years from now then gather a group of tribal snowboarding leaders who had nothing to do with the actual sport, sit them in a room and debate out a snowboarding bible. Hey it worked for christianity... sorta

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bushgirl

lol Actually I think I'm the "dude" in the wilderness talking to the voices in her head.

I'm now going to start the new cult, later to be called a religion. For baptism you'll have to faceplant in yellow snow.