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Old 03-20-2008, 10:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up Pregnant girlfriend..

Haha i'm going to have a conversation about a prego girlfriend with my friend kyle hewitt and kade hymas. I'm asking them what they would do if their girlfriends called them up and was crying and said she's pregnant lol.

Tell me what you would do..

Kade's reply: He would stay with her and support her. He feels that it's not just her fault for getting pregnant. Just as much his as it is hers and they will not have an abortion...




Kyle's reply: Stupid bitch.. (click)
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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think seriously about it.. what do you think you would do?
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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im thinking and i would stand by my girl just as much my fault as it is hers.
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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man u suck.. no one would have a cool reaction?
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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man u suck.. no one would have a cool reaction?
Well if you want entertainment over reality, here ya go.

First, fake your death. Dying in a car fire works best. One it's cool and two it's really hard to indentify if it was you. Find some homeless guy, give him a bottle of Jack and toss him in the car. You'd be doing to city a service by taking a homeless guy off the street AND providing entertainment to the local fire station. Car fires are fucking fun! Especially if the homeless guy melts into the seats. The smell and the colors make for great dinner conversation.

Now that the pesky matter of death is taken care of, next you should flee the country. You could always just leave the town but fuck that. How often do you get a decent excuse to flee to a foreign land. Pick some third world shit hole like zimbabwe or france. It's easier to vanish that way. Don't worry about looking for a job, you can become a shit farmer. Hey third world countries are always in the market for good shit. They have lots of farms and tend to build their farms on fucking sand. Some fertilizer will go a long way to yeilding a decent crop. You can make a good living AND no one will bother you if you smell like shit. This has the added bonus of never having to wipe your ass again. Just take a dump in your shit field and walk away. That way you're adding to your own profits.
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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mooz U ARE A SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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And After She Pops It Out, Come Home And Fuck Her Again!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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if she's cool with the idea, then get an abortion

there are too many people in this world already.... most of them smoking cigarettes, singing about bitches and trying to shag each other......

no good can come from it!
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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im thinking and i would stand by my girl just as much my fault as it is hers.

that is the "cool" reaction
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Old 03-24-2008, 07:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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well, if my girlfriend was pregnant i guess i would have to tell my wife...
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