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Old 03-20-2008, 11:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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info: tell me about them
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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estrogen pill
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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best invention known to man.


edit. if you really need info, GOOGLE it.
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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obviously a product your parents should have considered.
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ooh! obvious, but nonetheless well timed! TJ for the win!

he's had his minerals and is not liking those who should be on TOS.

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like old times. i like this random banter. gives a chance to 'raise the bar'.
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obviously a product your parents should have considered.
Two for Tim already. Damn I'm going to need to step up my game. Where's Dan, we need his funny in here too.
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swift falcon punch to the mid section works usually
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Ok RU ready I will teach you about birth control. Now sit down take notes ok??? and please dont interupt because you may loose some critical points here..

I am going to teach you the best form of birth control today. It doesnt involve any drug. U can use protection if U want and in fact it is all natural....RU ready ...OK.

Its called the Calendar method and here is how it works...First are you a girl...I assume you are of some sort because your asking so I will work with that... Now....your not paying attention come on now your the one with little experience

The cycle begins when you have your period. Such an ugly word but to us males but your fine with it. when u start your period you put a "S" on the date you start on your favorite calendar on the wall. When you finish you put an "F" on that date. From there you count six days and put a "NO"(that means beginning that date no sex) Now I KNOW I KNOW thats OK we dont have sex very much so were ok with this. From the "NO" date you count to 13 days and put an "OK" on that date. What that means is it is now ok to have sex (for birth control) and you should now look forward within the next 2 to 2.5 weeks of your life starting the cycle all over again. Basically meaning you have a little time left to consider getting some before nobody wants to be around you anyway..

Now practice this. Remember sweethart...."S" for Start "F" for Finish, "NO" for no sex and "OK" for go get em.

Now if you need help on HOW to have sex that I can teach you as well. That class will cost you money....ummmmmmm$4 grand will do.
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pull and pray is also a very reliable method
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pull and pray is also a very reliable method
So is anal
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