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post #71 of 97 (permalink) Old 05-03-2014, 12:32 PM Thread Starter
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The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain,
knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the
Commandments. Finally a tired Moses came into sight.
"I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said. "The
good news is that I got Him down to ten. The bad news is that adultery's
still in."


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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, feminists can't change anything.

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In light of the previous offering,..

How many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None! Let the Bitch cook in the dark!






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Girl from West Virginia is about to have sex with her brother for the first time.

Her brother pulls his pants down and says "Pretty big, huh?"
Sister replied "Not as big as Dad's."
Brother then says "That's not what mom said!"
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Thanks for reviving this thread. I've haven't read this many Reader's Digest jokes since I moved out of my grandma's house. Thanks for the memories, Donutz!

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Thanks for reviving this thread. I've haven't read this many Reader's Digest jokes since I moved out of my grandma's house. Thanks for the memories, Donutz!
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Girl from West Virginia is about to have sex with her brother for the first time.

Her brother pulls his pants down and says "Pretty big, huh?"
Sister replied "Not as big as Dad's."
Brother then says "That's not what mom said!"
They must publish a different edition where you live


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A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."

A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.

Inheritance taxes are getting so out of line, that the deceased family
often doesn't have a legacy to stand on.

The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was
caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for
granite.

At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from
Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head
under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.


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Four guys in a rock band that can't sing, have never played a show, are way bigger than life and known to most mericans?















































Mt Rushmore

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They must publish a different edition where you live
I was referring to your jokes.... but that was funny too!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the bottom of your pool?







....Dwaine!




....on your living room wall?

Art!


....in the bushes?




Russle! LOL!!!!!!

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