Groan of the day - Page 8 - Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-03-2014, 12:32 PM   #71 (permalink)
Drunk with power...er beer.
 
Donutz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 4,713
Blog Entries: 225
Default

The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain,
knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the
Commandments. Finally a tired Moses came into sight.
"I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said. "The
good news is that I got Him down to ten. The bad news is that adultery's
still in."
__________________

INNUENDO:
Italian enema.
Donutz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2014, 01:07 PM   #72 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: NY
Posts: 226
Default

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, feminists can't change anything.

Bparmz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-03-2014, 01:21 PM   #73 (permalink)
Not quite reformed yet
 
chomps1211's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: S.E. Mich.
Posts: 4,188
Default

In light of the previous offering,..

How many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None! Let the Bitch cook in the dark!






-edit-
(....the above referenced joke does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of the creepy old fart posting it!)
__________________
You're only Young Once,.. but you can be Immature FOREVER!

2012/13 (48) days out!
2013/14 (44) days out!
2014/15

Last edited by chomps1211; 05-03-2014 at 02:48 PM.
chomps1211 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 12:40 AM   #74 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
snowman55's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 233
Default

Girl from West Virginia is about to have sex with her brother for the first time.

Her brother pulls his pants down and says "Pretty big, huh?"
Sister replied "Not as big as Dad's."
Brother then says "That's not what mom said!"
snowman55 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 08:51 AM   #75 (permalink)
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
Deacon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Hudson, WI
Posts: 1,793
Default

Thanks for reviving this thread. I've haven't read this many Reader's Digest jokes since I moved out of my grandma's house. Thanks for the memories, Donutz!
__________________
2014/2015

Troll -- 1
Afton -- 3
Deacon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 10:17 AM   #76 (permalink)
Drunk with power...er beer.
 
Donutz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 4,713
Blog Entries: 225
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Deacon View Post
Thanks for reviving this thread. I've haven't read this many Reader's Digest jokes since I moved out of my grandma's house. Thanks for the memories, Donutz!
Quote:
Originally Posted by snowman55 View Post
Girl from West Virginia is about to have sex with her brother for the first time.

Her brother pulls his pants down and says "Pretty big, huh?"
Sister replied "Not as big as Dad's."
Brother then says "That's not what mom said!"
They must publish a different edition where you live
__________________

INNUENDO:
Italian enema.
Donutz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 10:22 AM   #77 (permalink)
Drunk with power...er beer.
 
Donutz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 4,713
Blog Entries: 225
Default

A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."

A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."

Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.

Inheritance taxes are getting so out of line, that the deceased family
often doesn't have a legacy to stand on.

The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was
caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.

A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for
granite.

At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from
Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head
under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
__________________

INNUENDO:
Italian enema.

Last edited by Donutz; 05-04-2014 at 10:27 AM.
Donutz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 10:26 AM   #78 (permalink)
Resident poet
 
wrathfuldeity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Bham
Posts: 4,158
Default

Four guys in a rock band that can't sing, have never played a show, are way bigger than life and known to most mericans?















































Mt Rushmore
__________________
wrathfuldeity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 10:30 AM   #79 (permalink)
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
Deacon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Hudson, WI
Posts: 1,793
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Donutz View Post
They must publish a different edition where you live
I was referring to your jokes.... but that was funny too!
__________________
2014/2015

Troll -- 1
Afton -- 3
Deacon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2014, 10:48 AM   #80 (permalink)
Not quite reformed yet
 
chomps1211's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: S.E. Mich.
Posts: 4,188
Default

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the bottom of your pool?







....Dwaine!




....on your living room wall?

Art!


....in the bushes?




Russle! LOL!!!!!!
__________________
You're only Young Once,.. but you can be Immature FOREVER!

2012/13 (48) days out!
2013/14 (44) days out!
2014/15
chomps1211 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:46 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums