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Old 08-18-2012, 08:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Kristen Stewart: would you hit it?

Personally I'd smash the living fuck out of her.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought she was smoking hot in "Into the Wild". I always had a thing for cute hippy chicks.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You people must be ugly if you would want to hit that, seriously.
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well I've certainly done worse.
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Old 08-18-2012, 10:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The only thing I'd like to smash her with is a pool cue.
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I thought she was smoking hot in "Into the Wild". I always had a thing for cute hippy chicks.
I never saw that but I read the book. That guy was an idiot. Kristen Stewart won me over in Adventureland.
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I think she's annoying as hell and a terrible actress, but I definitely would. I think anyone who says otherwise is either lying, doesn't like chicks or lives in a different world than I do.

Hypothetically, can anyone honestly say that if they'd never seen her or heard of her before and she walked up to you on the street and said "I wanna gargle your balls" you'd be like, "NO"? Can't say I'd turn it down.
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She's not ugly by any means, but I think the hype is out of proportion. I could name a dozen actresses without any effort that I'd rather jump.
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She's not ugly by any means, but I think the hype is out of proportion. I could name a dozen actresses without any effort that I'd rather jump.
True. She's not gorgeous or even super hot in my book, there are many other better looking actresses and non-actresses out there who're higher on my priority list, I see at least a few everyday when I leave the house. But the fact remains that I still wouldn't turn it down, especially if it required no effort on my part.
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I think she's annoying as hell and a terrible actress, but I definitely would. I think anyone who says otherwise is either lying, doesn't like chicks or lives in a different world than I do.

Hypothetically, can anyone honestly say that if they'd never seen her or heard of her before and she walked up to you on the street and said "I wanna gargle your balls" you'd be like, "NO"? Can't say I'd turn it down.
After living in Vegas I found chicks that say I'd gargle your balls at random are not chicks you want to hook up with.
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