Why can't we hold on to female members? - Page 5 - Snowboarding Forum

sabatoa · 01-04-2013, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I joined primarily to promote my etsy shop. I don't know what piterest is about and never even looked at it. I can tell from facebook it's not my thang. I do get a fair amount of hits directed from this site to my shop. There's a chance this site has gotten me some sells.

I have a good amount of experience in snowboarding. If you saw me on the mountain you would be able to tell I am female. My outwear is women specific and my women's board is stage 10 girly. I am not a pro level rider, but I shred.

The dog forum I post at is mostly women.

I thought you were a dude too.

grafta · 01-04-2013, 09:28 PM

I asked the GF what she thinks, she came up with a multitude of hilarious and informative reasons.

Unfortunately I couldn't get her to type them out and email them to me, so they are gone forever

Oh well...

BurtonAvenger · 01-05-2013, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Donutz

The immediate answer is "because they grease themselves"

Sorry, that was politically incorrect. But you were thinking it...

Seriously, lilfoot, karasene, captt, any number of others who were around before me. It seems like the female members come on, stay for a while, then fade. And it's not like we're being neanderthals (mostly. Not naming any names. BurtonAvenger )

How about it, wimmin? Any comments?

What? Women can't handle the thought of me. 1. Hitting on them 2. Making a reference to being fucked with a chainsaw 3. Me hitting on them.

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Originally Posted by mixie

yeah, Im fucking ugly and old(er). I will steal BAs term Gnargoyle for myself. So you know, I don't get random creepy guys trying to 'help' me.

Have you never read the "Legend of the Gnargoyle: Origins"? The Legend Of The Gnargoyle: Origins « Seriously read that then you'll realize you're definitely not one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I joined primarily to promote my etsy shop. I don't know what piterest is about and never even looked at it. I can tell from facebook it's not my thang. I do get a fair amount of hits directed from this site to my shop. There's a chance this site has gotten me some sells.

I have a good amount of experience in snowboarding. If you saw me on the mountain you would be able to tell I am female. My outwear is women specific and my women's board is stage 10 girly. I am not a pro level rider, but I shred.

The dog forum I post at is mostly women.

You have a vagina this answers so much, so so so much. Seriously you sure there's not a twig and berries down there?

jennifer · 01-05-2013, 01:33 AM

I think there are likely more female "lurkers" than you may realize. I come around and read threads. I dont usually reply. I am still learning. I did start a thread when I first found this forum and the replies I got were so kind and so supportive that I have continued to come back and read this forum.

I am new to snowboarding. I have taken a few lessons now and I am up at the ski resort every weekend. But I am in no position to give any sort of advice to anyone. So I just sit back and read.

Personally I find "guy humor" pretty damn funny most of the time. I am not easily offended and think pinterest is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

As for sandwiches....I havent eaten one in 5 months. But if I were still eating sandwiches it would be my husband who was in the kitchen making them, not the other way around. lol

RockyMTNsteeze · 01-05-2013, 01:45 AM

I think the Burtonaverager wants to scare all the chicks away so he can have all the dicks to himself.

JeffreyCH · 01-05-2013, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I think the Burtonaverager wants to scare all the chicks away so he can have all the dicks to himself.

Twig and berries indeed

chomps1211 · 01-05-2013, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I think the Burtonaverager wants to scare all the chicks away so he can have all the dicks to himself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffreyCH

Twig and berries indeed

...certainly proves she has "Balls" anyway!!!

BurtonAvenger · 01-05-2013, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyMTNsteeze

I think the Burtonaverager wants to scare all the chicks away so he can have all the dicks to himself.

What? Just because I enjoy touching our tips gingerly and performing some fencing maneuvers including the ole bend and stab doesn't mean anything!

hot-ice · 01-05-2013, 10:46 AM

^^^lol

BigmountainVMD · 01-05-2013, 12:03 PM

I would think as soon as a female casual forum participant reads the terms Gnargoyle and Mountain Troll, they would probably not want to come back... I'm sure most of us would never admit it, but most of you would clean up your mouth and derogatory statements in the presence of ladies (not good friends, but random girls whom you don't know... as is the case on this forum).

For ladies, reading this forum is like getting jizz in the face. They are like "Yeah... I'm probably not gonna do that again..."

01-05-2013, 01:45 AM	#45 (permalink)
RockyMTNsteeze Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Rocky Mountains Posts: 236	I think the Burtonaverager wants to scare all the chicks away so he can have all the dicks to himself. __________________ http://www.etsy.com/shop/RockyMTNsteeze IT AINT EAZY BEIN STEEZY

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01-04-2013, 09:28 PM	#42 (permalink)
grafta Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,752	I asked the GF what she thinks, she came up with a multitude of hilarious and informative reasons. Unfortunately I couldn't get her to type them out and email them to me, so they are gone forever Oh well...

01-05-2013, 01:33 AM	#44 (permalink)
jennifer Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Central California Posts: 82	I think there are likely more female "lurkers" than you may realize. I come around and read threads. I dont usually reply. I am still learning. I did start a thread when I first found this forum and the replies I got were so kind and so supportive that I have continued to come back and read this forum. I am new to snowboarding. I have taken a few lessons now and I am up at the ski resort every weekend. But I am in no position to give any sort of advice to anyone. So I just sit back and read. Personally I find "guy humor" pretty damn funny most of the time. I am not easily offended and think pinterest is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. As for sandwiches....I havent eaten one in 5 months. But if I were still eating sandwiches it would be my husband who was in the kitchen making them, not the other way around. lol

01-05-2013, 10:46 AM	#49 (permalink)
hot-ice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 138	^^^lol

01-05-2013, 12:03 PM	#50 (permalink)
BigmountainVMD Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 689	I would think as soon as a female casual forum participant reads the terms Gnargoyle and Mountain Troll, they would probably not want to come back... I'm sure most of us would never admit it, but most of you would clean up your mouth and derogatory statements in the presence of ladies (not good friends, but random girls whom you don't know... as is the case on this forum). For ladies, reading this forum is like getting jizz in the face. They are like "Yeah... I'm probably not gonna do that again..."