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Old 05-22-2008, 02:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Mooz You are freaking awesome
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hey Mooz what happened to Super Mooz?

But i do have to say that I like this Avatar better
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yeah, that's a good avatar. i bet i've spent 5 minutes of my day staring at it.

and to answer your question, he wouldn't perform any miracles. he'd be too busy sitting under a tree. o wait...

jesus a buddhist
busy sitting under tree
he wants belly rub

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Old 05-22-2008, 02:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You all fail Danimal's request. THIS is what he wanted;


If a tap dancing baby Jesus took off his tap dancing shoes and put on a blue tutu then decided to convert to Buddhism, would he still be able to perform miracles? And if he could, would he still perform the traditional biblical miracles? If he couldn't perform miracles, what would he then do?

Discuss in haiku format

A haiku is 5-7-5 right, it's been a while since I make one?

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Old 05-22-2008, 02:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't know if he would do miracles, but he might be a little nuts and light himself on fire to prove a point.

I'm sorry it's not in haiku format. I'm not quite sure how to.
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Jesus would snowboard
then wakeboard in the summer
enjoy life forever

i think this thing is wrong, I always messed up my syllables
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Old 05-22-2008, 03:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Haiku's are easy (5)
But sometimes they don't make sense (7)
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Old 05-22-2008, 03:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Buddhist Baby J
Miracle in a tutu
Blue be it today

His tum rub you will
the force will you feel throughout
sorry, wrong movie.


I get extra points for doing a Yoda Haiku
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Tiny Jesus taps
Miracles of fish he makes
Dance Jebudha Dance

Do you ever wonder how much wonder goes into wonder bread?
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If a tap dancing baby Jesus took off his tap dancing shoes and put on a blue tutu then decided to convert to Buddhism, would he still be able to perform miracles? And if he could, would he still perform the traditional biblical miracles? If he couldn't perform miracles, what would he then do?

Discuss in haiku format


Christ in a tutu
the Vatican in turmoil
Buddha sits in peace
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