Gustov

this is a situation that i find myself in a little too often i think. and recently i've actually been injuring myself. today my left leg is a little sore from a little tweak i gave it while playing a game we call drunkball (very fun). about a month and a half ago, i got completely blacked out drunk and pulled my right quadriceps so bad that i could barely walk, had to take a few days off of work, and had a bruise that was about 1 ft by 8 inches on my leg. and the best part is that i don't even know what i did because i blacked out, but i'm sure it was ridiculous and embarrassing. that's fun to explain to your boss. i take such good care of myself.

there's a fine line between alcoholism and college.

anyone else got a story or two?

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SpAcEmAn SpLiFF

lol ive got about a million stories, but i think my work might moniter what we post in forums...

Snowolf

I don`t get shit face drunk anymore (at 40 the hangovers make you want to shoot yourself...) but "back in the day" when I was in the dorm in the Air Force, I had my fair share of these "episodes". The best I think had to be in Alaska on a camping trip with the guys. I woke up the next day all fucked up and my clothes were black and burned, my hair was singed all off and I had some mildly bad burns. Turns out I at some point in a a drunken stupor decided to try fire walking in the bonfire and apparently had to be "rescued" from my own do it yourself barbeque.... Yeah, I am kind of glad those days are gone...

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T.J.

rubbish. they are almost one and the same. being drunk and in college are going to be some of the best times of your life. live it up while you can, the real world sucks.

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nzboardlife

Sunday night
I ended up in a 5 on 5 fight because another group of guys at the party we where at thought a song was cool that we did not, almost the stupidest reason i've ever been in a fight, almost.
3 of them ended off being thrown from the balcony into the pool and one had an intense gash to the head, one of ours had a slight concussion. All for the love of booze


Story time!

Setting the scene...

I polished off a 40 of jack at a party in the whoop whoops (about 30km from home), caught a taxi to town with 3 mates, ended up having to run from the taxi as no one had money and got chased by the driver into an underground carpark next to a brothel. Ran through random doors and ended up in a dark room full of bunk beds, drugs, siggys and a tv in the middle, it was turned out to be a place that the asian brothel housed its illegal immigrant hookers.

Now the scene is set, try to imagine an enraged taxi driver, 4 drunk of their nut 17 year olds and 3 asian hookers(the amount in the room at the time) running around a TV in the dark with the hookers scared to death, us laughing our heads of and the taxi driver chasing us down for his money. kinda like a game of tag when theres a tree in the way and you go around and around. We ended up escaping, then it started to rain so every car we walked past we flicked the handle to see if it was open (not to steal it, im not that stupid) but to sleep in it, finally found an open car and we all just blacked out, 4 us sitting up right in the back seat... because my mate thought it would be funny to piss on the front ones.

strangest night of my life. period.

mpdsnowman

The other night I was out drinking with friends. We have these electronic jukeboxes...millions of songs just put your coins in and start selecting.

Well when we walked in there were a bunch of punks in there playing country music..now I like music and all but I dont need every fucking song to be Alan Jackson or Montgomery Gentry or Brooks and Dunn.....but these guys in there did...

So I went thru some coins in and played songs in the "play next" mode. First tune I put in was by the pretenders and this idiot grabs the remote for the machine and starts pushing the next button passing my songs...

Now I dont drink beer...thats for wimps. I drink TNT's devils water basically. So what did i do...I walked up and asked him in front of his girlfriend why he did that. Right away he was appologetic and wanted to give me a couple of bucks for the tunes..

I told him forget it....Id rather take his girlfriend

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nzboardlife

Heh, music can either be an ice breaker or a heated arguement.

Gustov

oh man i forgot about the camping incidents. most recent memorable one i took shots of tequila all day and eventually passed out in a chair around the fire. next thing i know i'm around a bunch of yelling people at some random camp site. apparently i walked over to the neighbors and relieved myself on their colorful paper lights, then i decided to go visit the inside of their camper i wasn't concious for all this. but after some hysterical laughing from my friends it was explained to me. then i passed out in the chair again, and the next thing i knew it was the next morning and i woke up with my friends ass right in my face. don't worry it was a girl, and she happens to have a nice ass too, but i never got an explanation for that. i wonder...

don't worry i have no intention of slowing down any time soon

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Simply^Ride

Unfortunately my 10yo size bladder limits the amount of liquor I can consume. In addition to that I saw my father do some horrible stuff when he was drunk, so I try to control myself from the amount of alcohol I consume. I know I have that alcoholic gene in me, I feel the damn thing calling for more and more every time I consume alcohol.