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Seriously...

People who fart on planes should get ebola in the genitals that bleed out so maggots can infest the open wounds then slowly and painfully burrow inward digesting their internal organs over a period of 5 years.


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Have an aromatic flight did we?
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hey don't knock it.

i dropped an air biscuit from the very front row of a jet when 30 minutes into a 2 hour flight to italia once

i laughed until touch down!

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I usually blast off in the washroom, but if there's a particularly annoying person on the plane, I'll buzz by them and do a little crop dusting.

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You have a talent for writing excessively angry rants about seemingly small events, Mooz.

what do you do when your pocket protector breaks?


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it wouldn't be so bad if they maintained a decent cabin pressure!

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By chance you weren't on a flight to Michigan or Milwaukee were you. My girl just experienced some dude ripping ass on a flight to one of those destinations.
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passed gas is nothing to rant over, really. it happens more often than not & dissipates before any real ill effect takes place.

what's worse is when someone pukes on a plane. such was my trip to vegas...someone in the front of the plane had some mexican food for lunch during the layover in phoenix & then puked it all back up on the descent to vegas. then we sat there on the tarmack for a good 30 minutes for no apparant reason but to smell this person's upchucked lunch. it was nasty & there was definitely no dissipation action going on!
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You have a talent for writing excessively angry rants about seemingly small events, Mooz.

what do you do when your pocket protector breaks?

Says the engineer. I firmly believe that pockets exist to be destroyed and therefore need no form of protection!

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