You know what's awesome about them having a wide open mail server? This! (it took me a while to find an e-mail address that would send to everyone in their address book but I found it)
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mail from:Jesus@Heaven.gov
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Subject: Dear illiterate pindicks
Dear cum riddled cock receptacle,
We understand that you are a bunch or worthless poor uneducated drains on our economy. We get that you have no form of self control and have to resort to drugs and alcohol in order to make your way through what must be a miserable existence. However, you shouldn't worry. For I have a solution. It's a simple plan that even a bunch of wal-mart rejects like you can complete.
Suicide
I know, I know, it seems like a scary prospect. But look at how little you have to offer the world. You can barely read. You can't form coherent sentences longer than 5 syllables. You have a shitty job working for a shitty web site. You really have nothing to live for. Sure death can be a little painful but hey, you have access to plenty of drugs. Just overdose! You know how much you love going to sleep right? Well my friends this is sleep without the bothersome nuisance of having to wake up. Think about it, you'll finally be able to contribute something to humanity.
Do what your mother should have done in her third trimester. Just end it all. I know you can do it. I have faith in you! Hey, if Jesus believes you can do it, what can stop you?
Sincerely,
Your Creator
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This is why I win at life.
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