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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-23-2013, 04:12 PM Thread Starter
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Elk Commits Suicide on My Buddy's House

So yesterday morning about 10 am my homie hears this big racket in the basement....he's like WTF. Turns out a 2year old bull elk (about 800lbs) has fallen into the basement window well of his son's bedroom (who was not there at the time fortunately). There was blood, piss and shit everywhere, destroyed half the room, put holes in the drywall..... it took hours to die while they tried to drag it out, but that shit was not gonna happen. I just keep thinking "this is a story I'm not gonna hear again."


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HFS!! Man, that would suck. Both for the elk and whoever had to clean that up.
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Wow! That is insane. I hope he at least will get to keep the meat for his troubles.
Sherrifs and animal control actually said he could keep the meat but everyone agreed it would be nasty and full of adrenaline and shit the way the animal died. I imagine its in a dumpster somewhere.

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Yeah good point about it being nasty as a result. That is such a bizarre story though. Sure would be fun to hear the conversation going on when that insurance claim hits the office...LOL
Yea I think since he's a renter the LL probably has homeowners that will cover everything.

As crazy as it sounds I bet some old-timey Evergreeners have some good elk stories (we have a huge herd that calls town home).

Couple years ago, last round, last hole of golf for the summer (I quit fuck golf) my buddy hits a perfect drive to right in front of this elk who proceeds to watch it roll by and then go pick it up and chew on it for a few minutes before he spit it out. Amazingly my buddy matched his shot (he aint that good) and the elk did it again lolz. Another time on a different hole someone hit a really big bull that seemed to not even notice.

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You know the midwest is boring when elks are committing suicide.
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Just WTF. WTF. (hoarse laughing) I'd hate to have to be the guy to explain THAT to the claims guy.
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Bet that smells awesome!
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good thing it wasn't a adult bull...those fuckers are scary


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Chronic Wasting Disease? How the hell does that happen unless there is a neurological problem.
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