If you read The Dirt and Slash than I am guessing you are a product of the 80's. I would recommend Ready Player One, a fiction story that takes place in the future but has a lot of 80's references. I think you will enjoy, easy read and fun.
The Twilight series are some good books for those nights you wanna explore your feminine/vampire side. I think a vampire makes the best bad boy for a woman to fall in love in. Because every girl wants to date a bad boy just like how every man wants to drive an exotic.