Yeah, so I keep pegging chipmunks on my bicycle. I've nailed like 4 alone just this week. I must have knocked off like 7 of those things so far this summer. I felt really really bad after the first one...now, it's just getting absurd.
And then there was the Squirrel Incident. The stupid thing flipped out, and couldn't figure out which direction to go to get out of the way. So instead it just got all kamakazi and tried to bike-jack me. It launched itself on to my foot, caromed off on to my back wheel, which then catapulted the thing like three feet forward. I almost crashed because I was laughing so hard.
So, do I give biking to keep the blood of my hands, or do I start putting notches in my frame every time I take one of those things down?
"Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick
"Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!"
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