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sedition · 09-19-2008, 02:20 PM

Yeah, so I keep pegging chipmunks on my bicycle. I've nailed like 4 alone just this week. I must have knocked off like 7 of those things so far this summer. I felt really really bad after the first one...now, it's just getting absurd.

And then there was the Squirrel Incident. The stupid thing flipped out, and couldn't figure out which direction to go to get out of the way. So instead it just got all kamakazi and tried to bike-jack me. It launched itself on to my foot, caromed off on to my back wheel, which then catapulted the thing like three feet forward. I almost crashed because I was laughing so hard.

So, do I give biking to keep the blood of my hands, or do I start putting notches in my frame every time I take one of those things down?

**killclimbz** · 09-19-2008, 02:29 PM

Put spikes on your tires.

T.J. · 09-19-2008, 02:34 PM

start keeping score...

**killclimbz** · 09-19-2008, 03:29 PM

It also sounds like to me that riding your bike is a great way to get meat for making chili.

**killclimbz** · 09-19-2008, 04:45 PM

Hahaha! Taking out a deer on your snowboard would be a new one. Several years ago at Mary Jane I was riding down to the base area and I saw a fuzzy beanie on the ground. So as per usual I bent down and scooped it up to bring to the base area and it was a squirrel! As soon as I picked it up I realized my mistake and hucked that sucker into the trees. He was fine but was just about as surprised as I was.

09-19-2008, 02:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
sedition -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 2,744	Death Bike Yeah, so I keep pegging chipmunks on my bicycle. I've nailed like 4 alone just this week. I must have knocked off like 7 of those things so far this summer. I felt really really bad after the first one...now, it's just getting absurd. And then there was the Squirrel Incident. The stupid thing flipped out, and couldn't figure out which direction to go to get out of the way. So instead it just got all kamakazi and tried to bike-jack me. It launched itself on to my foot, caromed off on to my back wheel, which then catapulted the thing like three feet forward. I almost crashed because I was laughing so hard. So, do I give biking to keep the blood of my hands, or do I start putting notches in my frame every time I take one of those things down? __________________ "Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick "Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!" -The White Rose Society

09-19-2008, 02:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
T.J. Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,933	start keeping score... __________________ Passion Over Fashion

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09-19-2008, 02:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
killclimbz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Front Range Posts: 9,176	Put spikes on your tires.

09-19-2008, 03:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
killclimbz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Front Range Posts: 9,176	It also sounds like to me that riding your bike is a great way to get meat for making chili.

09-19-2008, 04:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
killclimbz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Front Range Posts: 9,176	Hahaha! Taking out a deer on your snowboard would be a new one. Several years ago at Mary Jane I was riding down to the base area and I saw a fuzzy beanie on the ground. So as per usual I bent down and scooped it up to bring to the base area and it was a squirrel! As soon as I picked it up I realized my mistake and hucked that sucker into the trees. He was fine but was just about as surprised as I was.