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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 09:20 AM
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the most functional word in the english language

Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.



Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.


With a little effort,

you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit,
Or be asked to shit or get off the pot.



You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.



Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shineola.



There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.


You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.



You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.



You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.



Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.


Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.



You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.



You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.



Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.



And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit.


Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do
Give A Shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head............
Well,shit happens!!
post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 10:23 AM
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older than the internets!

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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 10:41 AM
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well not everyone is as much of an old man as you, TJ. i'm sure someone here has never heard it & will get a kick outta it.
post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 10:45 AM
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well not everyone is as much of an old man as you, TJ. i'm sure someone here has never heard it & will get a kick outta it.
ahahahaha me! thats funnny shit no pun intended
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Fuck is way more versatile.

I have a word limit on my cynicism
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Fuck is way more versatile.
QFFT (i'd have posted this before you, but couldn't remember the word 'versatile'!)

Just coz you don't understand it
Doesn't mean it makes no sense!
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