Invest in beer, not Wall St.
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Yo thats clever and quite the eye opener... Lucky for me I own none of that stock but my recycling bins are full of bottles.
i have stock in budweiser, they are doing quite well. honestly stock in alcohol wouldnt be a bad idea, people feel shitty due to their failing stocks and drink. brilliant!
As much as this is a sad reality, I find it funny as fuck :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Good one sedition :thumbsup:
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