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Old 10-07-2008, 10:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Invest in beer, not Wall St.

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yo thats clever and quite the eye opener... Lucky for me I own none of that stock but my recycling bins are full of bottles.
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Old 10-08-2008, 12:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i have stock in budweiser, they are doing quite well. honestly stock in alcohol wouldnt be a bad idea, people feel shitty due to their failing stocks and drink. brilliant!
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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As much as this is a sad reality, I find it funny as fuck


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