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sedition · 10-07-2008, 09:15 PM

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual

$37.50 if you bought Neomagic

$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac

$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

10-07-2008, 09:46 PM

Yo thats clever and quite the eye opener... Lucky for me I own none of that stock but my recycling bins are full of bottles.

X1n54n3x · 10-07-2008, 11:56 PM

i have stock in budweiser, they are doing quite well. honestly stock in alcohol wouldnt be a bad idea, people feel shitty due to their failing stocks and drink. brilliant!

10-08-2008, 02:43 PM

As much as this is a sad reality, I find it funny as fuck

Good one sedition

10-07-2008, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
sedition -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 2,744	Invest in beer, not Wall St. If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have: $91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual $37.50 if you bought Neomagic $21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac $20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash. So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. __________________ "Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick "Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!" -The White Rose Society

10-07-2008, 11:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
X1n54n3x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SF Bay, Cali Posts: 353	i have stock in budweiser, they are doing quite well. honestly stock in alcohol wouldnt be a bad idea, people feel shitty due to their failing stocks and drink. brilliant! __________________ 09' Graft Burton C02's CALI*MADE

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10-07-2008, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
oneplankawanka Guest Posts: n/a	Yo thats clever and quite the eye opener... Lucky for me I own none of that stock but my recycling bins are full of bottles.

10-08-2008, 02:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Simply^Ride Guest Posts: n/a	As much as this is a sad reality, I find it funny as fuck Good one sedition