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Dcp584 10-10-2008 10:18 AM

The Most Important Question Ever....
 
If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?

Snowjoe 10-10-2008 11:36 AM

I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party.

And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk!

Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell.

Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.

Dcp584 10-10-2008 11:43 AM

Well you could always just get on stage and get a blow job from Mary Magdelene, which is apparently something Jesus could never accomplish.

Perpetual3am 10-10-2008 01:13 PM

This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

Snowjoe 10-10-2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Perpetual3am (Post 71057)
This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.

Dcp584 10-10-2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perpetual3am (Post 71057)
This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

ppppfftt hahahaha awesome answer.

oneplankawanka 10-10-2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dcp584 (Post 71016)
If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?

A belly dancing Buddah..:laugh:

Perpetual3am 10-10-2008 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowjoe (Post 71063)
Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.

Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.

ThinkFloyd 10-10-2008 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Perpetual3am (Post 71098)
Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.

touche .


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