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Old 10-10-2008, 11:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?
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I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party.

And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk!

Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell.

Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.
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Well you could always just get on stage and get a blow job from Mary Magdelene, which is apparently something Jesus could never accomplish.
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This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.
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This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.
Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.
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This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.
ppppfftt hahahaha awesome answer.
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If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?
A belly dancing Buddah..
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Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.
Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.
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Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.
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