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Dcp584 · 10-10-2008, 10:18 AM

If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?

Snowjoe · 10-10-2008, 11:36 AM

I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party.

And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk!

Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell.

Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.

Dcp584 · 10-10-2008, 11:43 AM

Well you could always just get on stage and get a blow job from Mary Magdelene, which is apparently something Jesus could never accomplish.

Perpetual3am · 10-10-2008, 01:13 PM

This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

Snowjoe · 10-10-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Perpetual3am

This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.

Dcp584 · 10-10-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Perpetual3am

This one's easy, I'd showcase my mad carpentry skills because baby jesus wouldn't have learned that yet from Joseph, much less made the cross that gives him his super powers.

ppppfftt hahahaha awesome answer.

10-10-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dcp584

If you were in a talent competition with Tap Dancing Baby Jesus, what would your talent be? Because what could possibly more impressive than a tap dancing infant son of God?

A belly dancing Buddah..

Perpetual3am · 10-10-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowjoe

Yeah BUT. Whats cooler, carpentry, or a tap dancing baby Jesus. I mean there's no contest.

Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.

10-10-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Perpetual3am

Oh sure, if you enjoy watching baby Jesus tap dance for hours while sitting in the dirt since he'll never build you a chair or a birdhouse.

touche .

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Dcp584 Danimal!!!!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Frederick, MD in other words to far from the big mountains Posts: 1,812	Well you could always just get on stage and get a blow job from Mary Magdelene, which is apparently something Jesus could never accomplish. __________________ Sweet Tap Dancing Baby Jesus Christ It's Dogzira!!!!!! Eh.

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10-10-2008, 11:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Snowjoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 585	I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, it says I'm formal, but I like to party. And I like to party so I like my Jesus to party. I like to picture my Jesus with huge angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, and I'm in the front row and I'm HAMMERED drunk! Ahem sorry about the Talladega Will Ferrell. Anyway, you only option would be to attempt to join forces, as you have no chance of beating him. Unless your talent is escaping a flying shark.