They're annoying at times, but I would like to us this thread to thank the hot girl who jogs near my house every morning. She was the one that motivated me to start running every morning. Thank you.
I'd like to thank my neighbour who cuts her grass in Yoga pants with a big smile on her face. She knows she's bugging all the neighbourhood men! That said my street is full of yoga pant wearing hotties, I think they're all in competition with each other.
I feel like setting up a hide on my front lawn, and inviting David Attenborough to narrate a piece on them.
"Here we see the yoga pant wearing female in her native habitat... Oh, this is the prized mating dance which has never been filmed before!!! She carefully studies her surroundings, knows how many men are looking at her... And there it is!!! She bends over revealing what they have all come to see!"
"Now it is the men's turn, they must make their way over quickly, without looking too desperate, and try to make idle chatter all the while wanting to mate right there in the yard."
"She chooses the one who can lie the best, instead of the honest nice guy. In this form of natural selection she can ensure the species has enough assholes so that her offspring don't get bullied while trying to make it in this harsh environment."
I think I've been planning this video too much!