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post #21 of 25 (permalink) Old 04-02-2013, 08:38 AM
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Warning...non sequitur rant...
Ok I cant stand it when chicks turn the gym into a fashion show. Seriously I try to work out before going home and its a bunch of girls swilling vitamin water and trying to look hot on an elliptical so they can land some prowling I- banker who is prentending to check his heart rate on his Tag Heuer.
Fuck, I'm a cranky married girl in her 30s with a husband to cook for, a dog to walk and bills to pay before I get up at 5:30 in the AM and do it all again the next day. I got a fading NY Rangers xl tshirt and mesh shorts from Kohls and maybe a little leg stubble but I seriously need to use the fucking treadmill so shit or get off the pot.
I hate living in NYC.
But its worse for guys. At least I dont get cruised in the Equinox locker room.

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They're annoying at times, but I would like to us this thread to thank the hot girl who jogs near my house every morning. She was the one that motivated me to start running every morning. Thank you.

Never knew we called him JB either.. I'm sure my niece will let me know all about it.

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They're annoying at times, but I would like to us this thread to thank the hot girl who jogs near my house every morning. She was the one that motivated me to start running every morning. Thank you.
I'd like to thank my neighbour who cuts her grass in Yoga pants with a big smile on her face. She knows she's bugging all the neighbourhood men! That said my street is full of yoga pant wearing hotties, I think they're all in competition with each other.

I feel like setting up a hide on my front lawn, and inviting David Attenborough to narrate a piece on them.

"Here we see the yoga pant wearing female in her native habitat... Oh, this is the prized mating dance which has never been filmed before!!! She carefully studies her surroundings, knows how many men are looking at her... And there it is!!! She bends over revealing what they have all come to see!"

"Now it is the men's turn, they must make their way over quickly, without looking too desperate, and try to make idle chatter all the while wanting to mate right there in the yard."

"She chooses the one who can lie the best, instead of the honest nice guy. In this form of natural selection she can ensure the species has enough assholes so that her offspring don't get bullied while trying to make it in this harsh environment."



I think I've been planning this video too much!
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I'd like to thank my neighbour who cuts her grass in Yoga pants with a big smile on her face. She knows she's bugging all the neighbourhood men! That said my street is full of yoga pant wearing hotties, I think they're all in competition with each other.

I think I've been planning this video too much!
Looks like I'm moving north. Sounds like heaven on earth. Looking forward to the documentary.
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April Fools. But seriously ya I made it all up.

Anyways in others news, Justin Bieber's hamster died. That hamster must have been worth thousands of dollars and now its dead.
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I'd like to thank my neighbour who cuts her grass in Yoga pants with a big smile on her face. She knows she's bugging all the neighbourhood men! That said my street is full of yoga pant wearing hotties, I think they're all in competition with each other.

I feel like setting up a hide on my front lawn, and inviting David Attenborough to narrate a piece on them.

"Here we see the yoga pant wearing female in her native habitat... Oh, this is the prized mating dance which has never been filmed before!!! She carefully studies her surroundings, knows how many men are looking at her... And there it is!!! She bends over revealing what they have all come to see!"

"Now it is the men's turn, they must make their way over quickly, without looking too desperate, and try to make idle chatter all the while wanting to mate right there in the yard."

"She chooses the one who can lie the best, instead of the honest nice guy. In this form of natural selection she can ensure the species has enough assholes so that her offspring don't get bullied while trying to make it in this harsh environment."




I think I've been planning this video too much!
LMAO...that's brilliant!!!
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