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Old 04-15-2013, 05:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Don't know how I missed this thread. But this does not make you equal to chomps in my eyes.

Sorry but being pornstar has strict requirements. Your boyfriend has to be a drug addict who makes no money, and lives off your performance while abusing you. I thought this was common knowledge....
Well he IS in between jobs at the moment... we verbally abuse each other when the time is right, and I'm the only one bringing in the dough atm sooo... oh and we both abuse the greenery.... does that count? lol

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Old 04-15-2013, 06:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well he IS in between jobs at the moment... we verbally abuse each other when the time is right, and I'm the only one bringing in the dough atm sooo... oh and we both abuse the greenery.... does that count? lol


no. if i can't google your name and beat off to the google image results you are not a porn star. this is why there is an entire genre of porn called 'amateur', and that is what you are my dear.

feel free to post the vids here, and we will do our best to make you a star.
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feel free to post the vids here, and we will do our best to make you a star.
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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And yet again, JetFalcon takes a dead thread back into something funny. I think he's like an anti-troll? Somewhere in the trolling universe, his picture is on the wall with a sign under it that says "Don't troll like this guy"

Oh and Optikal there's a genre for every taste out there, I'm sure you're a porn star in somebody's eyes! lol
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Old 04-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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More pics damnit!
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Old 04-15-2013, 09:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I have probably consumed as much, if not more, porn that all of you. I no longer look at the shit though. Try going without looking at young Lexi or the like for a few weeks - bet ya you can't control yourself and find yourself lurking on the computer late at night or when your significant other is out grocery shopping. It really is an addiction for most red blooded males. Don't get me wrong, I love the visuals and there is nothing I love more than the female species. I realize we are men, and that we are biologically tuned to get off on this stuff, but I have decided that pornography pretty much serves to degrade women who have probably already lived through a broken family, rape, incest or something worse. I am no puritan, and I am not judging those who continue to view (Poutenen is a fantastic guy who I love to snowboard with) but I think it is inherintely evil shit. When you have children you will look at it in a different light. It would be devistating for my son or daughter to become involved in this stuff. So I urge you to try and go without for a while. If you cannot, your probably addicted and need to get some help. I expect a shitshow of comments. Bring it on.

and Poutenen: porn is far from good, and we all have something inside us that tells you that.

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... and I'm the only one bringing in the dough atm

I thought you said you didn't do crazy shit? Ass to mouth is pretty crazy shit...

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and Poutenen: porn is far from good, and we all have something inside us that tells you that.
It's funny, well not really funny, but I've read a fair bit of books on Buddhism. One of their thoughts is that we suffer when we want something too much. Extravagant material possessions, fancy dinners, etc. I've taken a few days off looking at porn, but it's hard (yeah yeah I get it, I said HARD!)

I keep expecting my drive to slow down one of these days, but it's like I'm hardwired to fill my computer with porn! If another driver gets installed, gotta be filled with porn! lol

I need help.

Another favorite: "Dream Kelly" cause she just has that look.

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I have probably consumed as much, if not more, porn that all of you. I no longer look at the shit though. Try going without looking at young Lexi or the like for a few weeks - bet ya you can't control yourself and find yourself lurking on the computer late at night or when your significant other is out grocery shopping. It really is an addiction for most red blooded males. Don't get me wrong, I love the visuals and there is nothing I love more than the female species. I realize we are men, and that we are biologically tuned to get off on this stuff, but I have decided that pornography pretty much serves to degrade women who have probably already lived through a broken family, rape, incest or something worse. I am no puritan, and I am not judging those who continue to view (Poutenen is a fantastic guy who I love to snowboard with) but I think it is inherintely evil shit. When you have children you will look at it in a different light. It would be devistating for my son or daughter to become involved in this stuff. So I urge you to try and go without for a while. If you cannot, your probably addicted and need to get some help. I expect a shitshow of comments. Bring it on.

and Poutenen: porn is far from good, and we all have something inside us that tells you that.
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Me and girl I dated in Highschool made a video of us, we thought it would be fun to watch. We were both in good shape and all, but it was awful! It must be hard to make porn watchable. Every time I seem her for the next month after watching that video with her I felt pretty awkward.
I'm not sure why, but it was a fucking terrible idea. We should of never watched it together.

I honestly can't recognize any porn stars/names.. Not to say I've never watched it..
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