Because you sound like an ignorant douche and a prime candidate for late term abortions. Seriously, you're the guy that gives down syndrome babies the chance at employment. If I was hiring and I had the choice between you and a down syndrome kid with an IQ of 14, I'd hire the down syndrome kid. At least then I'd know I could have an conversation without wanting to drill a hole in my head. Granted the conversation would be about ketchup and butterflies but it's still a quantum leap above you "like dude like waaah like my bitch talks to others waaah"
If you were here right now I'd remove your tongue and replace it with a bag of AIDS. I hope you contract syphillis and die horribly in a fire.
If anyone thinks this is harsh, just remember, he can procreate.
I have a word limit on my cynicism