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Old 11-25-2008, 09:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yo momma so old she got shout-outs in the Bible.

You momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

You momma so fat she use Pringles for press-on nails.
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Old 11-25-2008, 10:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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yo momma is so fat she uses a snowboard as a toothpick
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Old 11-25-2008, 10:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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yo mama so skiny she has to straight leg her socks..

yo mama so dumb takes her an hour to make minute rice..

yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
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Old 11-25-2008, 12:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Your mama's so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than a thomas' english muffin

Your mama's so fat i swerved to miss her on the road and ran out of gas
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Old 11-25-2008, 04:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell

Yo mama so fat she had YOU
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