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sedition · 11-25-2008, 08:29 AM

Yo momma so old she got shout-outs in the Bible.

You momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

You momma so fat she use Pringles for press-on nails.

11-25-2008, 09:07 AM

yo momma is so fat she uses a snowboard as a toothpick

laz167 · 11-25-2008, 09:25 AM

yo mama so skiny she has to straight leg her socks..

yo mama so dumb takes her an hour to make minute rice..

yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

madsteezy · 11-25-2008, 11:11 AM

Your mama's so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than a thomas' english muffin

Your mama's so fat i swerved to miss her on the road and ran out of gas

Vlaze · 11-25-2008, 03:32 PM

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell

Yo mama so fat she had YOU

11-25-2008, 08:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
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11-25-2008, 09:07 AM	#12 (permalink)
falconis Guest Posts: n/a	yo momma is so fat she uses a snowboard as a toothpick

11-25-2008, 09:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
laz167 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northern Jersey Posts: 950	yo mama so skiny she has to straight leg her socks.. yo mama so dumb takes her an hour to make minute rice.. yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

11-25-2008, 11:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
madsteezy Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 56	Your mama's so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than a thomas' english muffin Your mama's so fat i swerved to miss her on the road and ran out of gas

11-25-2008, 03:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
Vlaze Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Varies Posts: 1,173	Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell Yo mama so fat she had YOU