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Old 11-24-2008, 10:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yo momma so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma so fat she was crossing the street, i went to swerve around her and ran out of gas

Yo momma so fat she was standing on the street corner,and the cops were like..Hey break it up over there!!

Yo momma so fat, outside the restaurant there was sign that said, seats 50 or yo momma
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yo momma so fat she keeps her diaphram in a pizza box

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma so fat the bitch tripped in 1989 and took out half of california (like 3 people are going to get this lol)
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^^^ Yeah, Loma Prieta earthquake, 7.1, I'm a dork.
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Your momma so fat when she step on the Weight Scale it says...to be continued.

Your momma so fat people exercise by jogging around her.

Your momma so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Your momma so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Your momma so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady!
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
that is nasty
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
holy christ im laughing so hard im crying.
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yo momma so fat she wears a VCR as a pager.
Yo momma so far she uses the Belt parkway to keep up her jeans. (NYC joke)
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yo Mother Is So Fat, Yo Daddy Has To Roll Her In Flour, And Aim For The Damp Patch.

Yo Momma Is So Fat, Yo Daddy Has To Slap Her Thigh And Ride In The Last Wave.

Yo Family Is So Poor, Their Idea Of Tv Is An Etcha-sketch.
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