Any unconventional items in your snowboard toolbox? - Snowboarding Forum

onthefence · 10-11-2012, 01:36 AM

Everyone has stuff like a wax kit, board bag, snowboard lock, etc.. but is there anything unconventional that you find useful? Anything you bring to the mountain that you don't see utilized very often?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by onthefence

Everyone has stuff like a wax kit, edge tuner, etc.. but is there anything unconventional that you find useful? something that you don't hear people utilizing very often?

A smooth rock. Like river rock. By far my favorite tuning tool.

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