buy these if you want to get raped and/or molested.
they're obviously a beacon for pedophiles like timmy...
seriously tho - why is it always the shittiest riders with the most pieces of flair? if you feel the need to call attention to yourself like that on the hill then i already know you suck at snowboarding.
just because you made the drive up into the snow does not give you carte blanche to dress and act like a fucking fruitloop retard. it is not a fashion show or a furry convention.
on the other hand, if you've always wanted that invite to the apres-rapecloset-chalet-perv-party then this IS your in.