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KH817 02-26-2009 06:39 PM

seriously great idea for obama
 
i have a new tax to pay for some of the stimulus....its called the exercise tax. now son of a bitch, co2 is what is killing our ozone. it is huge in global warming. we should tax people that work out. think about it.....they breathe out soooo much more co2 than someone who doesnt exercise. its only fair! i mean they are contributing to global warming way more than a fat ass sitting on his couch not breathing very hard. its only decent and definitely looks out for all those that care....obviously i care...im pissed that those gym rats are killing my ozone and making my state warm up SOOO much. argh!

hm1sfidc 02-26-2009 06:50 PM

I got an even better suggestion .... RESIGN !

stoepstyle 02-26-2009 06:58 PM

Why did you need to make like 10 posts....

At least give the guy a chance hes been in office for hm like a month?

KH817 02-26-2009 07:25 PM

because
 
hes dooming the country with his socialists views. if you researched anything before the election you would know what hes about. only a month, 67 percent approval rating, which is average for every pres since who knows when. he just spent 1 trillion and plans 3.5 trillion in 2010. spending us into socialism and government dependence. good job bud, you helped make our country suck.

MunkySpunk 02-26-2009 07:57 PM

We can spend like Paris Hilton on 5th ave when W. is in office, but now that Obama's in charge, the Republicans are suddenly fiscal conservatives?

What's the deal? We send off the middle and lower class kids to fight and die in some godforsaken sandbox for the sake of the country, and that's patriotism. But ask the 5% of the population with 95% of the wealth to fork over a few more dollars for the sake of the country, and that's socialism and a threat to the very fabric of the Union? My ass, fucking greedy SOB's. Send their kids instead, then maybe, just maybe, they'll see that blood red is more valuable than green.... or the nice inky black of oil. Those assholes should hang their heads in shame.

And the Republican govs have the nerve to refuse the stimulus for political gain? Fuck that. I've got news for you, these states have been fleecing the Union for years. They're welfare states. In 2005, for every dollar they collected in federal taxes, Lousiana got $1.78 back from the Feds, Mississippi got $2.02, South Carolina got $1.35, and even precious Alaska, our stalwart bastion of defense against flying Russian presidents entering our airspace, got $1.19 back. They've been collecting Federal stimulus for years, why stop now? Oh yeah.... politicial gain.

My home state of New York got a whopping $0.79 back in '05. Who's the tax and spend liberal now? Who's the blue state left-wing elitist giving your base a handout? Remind me again, which governor's states are dependent on the government?

Once those idiot red governors get their own spending wired tight and quit hanging off my tit, then they can talk to me about fiscal responsibility. Till then, those saprophytic governors can just thank me for their traditional annual bail-out on April 15th and shut the fuck up while they run their red states into the red ink with their red republican policies. Fucking fiscal responsiblity my ass, they've got no place telling anyone how to save money.

Here's your source, notice it's not Rush Limbaugh's site: The Tax Foundation - Federal Taxes Paid vs. Federal Spending Received by State, 1981-2005

EDIT: Glad to see you're back, it was getting boring here. :laugh:

Flick Montana 02-26-2009 10:33 PM

I wouldn't worry. Maybe we'll elect a Republican again after his term and we can go back to raping third world nations for oil. At least then we'll know all our money is going into bombs and bullets rather than the collapsing housing market or the rising unemployment rate. :thumbsup:

hm1sfidc 02-27-2009 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Flick Montana (Post 135668)
I wouldn't worry. Maybe we'll elect a Republican again after his term and we can go back to raping third world nations for oil. At least then we'll know all our money is going into bombs and bullets rather than the collapsing housing market or the rising unemployment rate. :thumbsup:


Hell ya you got that right, lets drop more bombs.. I love the carnage .

Flick Montana 02-27-2009 10:06 AM

We used to just give guns to our favorite side and grab a bucket of popcorn. This time around was different.

I'm kind of hoping for a lull in the massacring so I can travel a bit. It would be nice to know I could visit Egypt without a fake Australian accent.

SnowBun 02-27-2009 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Flick Montana (Post 135877)
We used to just give guns to our favorite side and grab a bucket of popcorn. This time around was different.

I'm kind of hoping for a lull in the massacring so I can travel a bit. It would be nice to know I could visit Egypt without a fake Australian accent.

That seriously fucked us over in Afganistan. The Taliban is using the weapons we gave them to fight the Russians, against us now :cheeky4:

And yeah, I would love to visit Egypt too, but the idea of being kidnapped for being an American Jew is none too appealing at the moment. Damn, I miss my old Ukrainian passport :laugh:

slimpanzee 02-27-2009 11:42 AM

Interesting how the "red" states will bitch and moan about government stimulus, yet they get a shit ton of government money every year. Not just bad years... good years, too. The fuckin' midwest and the fuckin' south are the arm pit of the US and use up more gov money per capita than the West Coast and Northeast. So why exactly are they so against this stimulus package. They weren't against Bush when he kept spending crazy amounts of money over the last 8 years. Oh, yeah, they're against Obama just to be against him. No actual reason, just wanna say no, when he says yes. Awesome politics boys. Just fuckin' awesome.


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