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Old 05-01-2009, 11:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
 
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Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
Why are you writing a letter to Obama on the snowboard forums? Does he read this? What's his username?

You're right. He should just let the bottom fall completely out of the housing market. THAT way we can criticize him for not doing enough when the shit really hits the fan.
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Why are you writing a letter to Obama on the snowboard forums? Does he read this? What's his username?
O slama bama can throw down a sick corked BS 540.
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hahahahaha

What's more funny is I believe you're serious.

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Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
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Aw c'mon you damn commies. Can't you put aside your lefty bias long enough to see the comedy?

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That was funny!
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Socialist, get it right! I'd only be communist if it were implemented as Marx espoused.

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funny and tragic. I knew you would rear your head on this one mooz ...like putin when he rears his head over Alaska.

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Hey it's not really Obama's fault with the appointments but it is pretty damn funny.
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