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05-01-2009, 11:31 AM

Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

MunkySpunk · 05-02-2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by hm1sfidc

Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

Why are you writing a letter to Obama on the snowboard forums? Does he read this? What's his username?

You're right. He should just let the bottom fall completely out of the housing market. THAT way we can criticize him for not doing enough when the shit really hits the fan.

Grizz · 05-02-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MunkySpunk

Why are you writing a letter to Obama on the snowboard forums? Does he read this? What's his username?

O slama bama can throw down a sick corked BS 540.

SPAZ · 05-02-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Grizz

O slama bama can throw down a sick corked BS 540.

McCain rides goofy!

RVM · 05-02-2009, 07:12 PM

hahahahaha

What's more funny is I believe you're serious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hm1sfidc

Dear President Obama:

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

05-02-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowolf

Palin is a side slipper......

Toeside

10char

Mooz · 05-02-2009, 08:40 PM

Aw c'mon you damn commies. Can't you put aside your lefty bias long enough to see the comedy?

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Originally Posted by hm1sfidc

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

That was funny!

RVM · 05-02-2009, 08:49 PM

Socialist, get it right! I'd only be communist if it were implemented as Marx espoused.

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Originally Posted by Mooz

Aw c'mon you damn commies. Can't you put aside your lefty bias long enough to see the comedy?

That was funny!

05-02-2009, 08:49 PM

funny and tragic. I knew you would rear your head on this one mooz ...like putin when he rears his head over Alaska.

wingnut repubs.

Mooz · 05-02-2009, 08:57 PM

Hey it's not really Obama's fault with the appointments but it is pretty damn funny.

05-01-2009, 11:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
hm1sfidc Guest Posts: n/a	ding ding Dear President Obama: Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then? Best Regards, Mike P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments? P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

05-02-2009, 08:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mooz Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Your pants Posts: 1,589 Blog Entries: 1	Hey it's not really Obama's fault with the appointments but it is pretty damn funny. __________________ I have a word limit on my cynicism

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05-02-2009, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
oneplankawanka Guest Posts: n/a	funny and tragic. I knew you would rear your head on this one mooz ...like putin when he rears his head over Alaska. wingnut repubs.