rjattack19

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

MunkySpunk

The U.S. hardly has a lock on crazy religious fanaticism.

Religion ruins everything. It's like that inbred neighbor that keeps inviting himself over to your barbecue parties, gets drunk, acts like a douchebag and then wants to fight anyone who doesn't sit there and take his drunken verbal abuse or tolerate him leering at your woman (well, if we're talking religion, he'd be groping the little boys). He acts like he's the special exception to every rule, even the rules he makes himself. You never want him to show up, you don't ask for him to show up, hell you even go out of your way to keep your barbecue secret, but he's always there forcing himself on you.

Let's go kill some people in the name of god, afterall how much more holy can you hope to be after you've use a weapon with bible quotes on it to kill someone? It's the epitome of the virtue, humility, forgiveness, love, and compassion you could otherwise have never demonstrated if you hadn't invited god into your life.

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snowjeeper

I went to my grandma's funeral on saturday, and there was a methodist minister there to speak. And I thought to myself... If only christians were really like this, our country would be a better place.

Flick Montana

I honestly can't think of anything to say about this. I think Picard said it best:

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snowjeeper

i had that picture as my desktop for the longest time lol.