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MunkySpunk 01-20-2010 11:18 AM

Oh Christ, I'm screwed!!
 
I got this email from Nigeria!!! What do I do guys?!!!! Help me!!! They're telling me I'm a money laundry and they are ready to take up this case to any level because seat down!!!

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Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of InvestigationJ. Edgar Hoover Building935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 ATTENTION: SIR/MADAM. For your information, we have been authorized by the President Barrack Obama to get everyone who is involved in money laundry and terrorism; this was as a result of what happened by a Nigerian man with reported links to al-Qaida tried to blow up a US airliner with a new type of explosive device Friday before being tackled by passengers in what officials said was an attempted Christmas Day terror. Now your name has also been included in the list of terrorism and money laundry because you have been taking this matter for granted since but now we have started taking our legal action because no one is above the law and we can not allow anyone to bring shame to our country, since you have decided not to cooperate with us by furnishing us with the required certificate, we have therefore forwarded your name and information including your picture to the office of the Presidency as he required and right now he has warned us seriously and ordered that we should get everyone arrested and charge them to court immediately because this is not a childish play. The best you can do right now is to forward to us the certificate that is FBI Identification Record, Tax Clearance and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) so that we can forward it to the President and tell him that you earned the fund legally and not a money laundry or for sponsoring terrorism because this is what we are going to charge you of course you know the penalty and our government will not tolerate it any longer. For your information, you have only 3 working days to provide it otherwise you will be arrested immediately and hand your case file over to the presidency. The ball is in your court, note that the person you will contact that will help you to get the certificate is Barrister Kayode Dalhatu an attorney to ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Nigeria or Executive/Chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. (EFCC) Mrs. Farida Mzamber Waziri, we are now back and ready to take up this case to any level because seat down and watch not only foreigners but also our own citizens to involve in illegal action, especially in money laundry and terrorism. Be warned and don’t fail to get back to us immediately otherwise you will hear our knock on your door with hand-cuff, on your return to this message, we are going to confirm the email address of Barrister Kayode Dalhatu so that you can contact him for the issuance of the certificate. We look forward to hear from you today. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

tomtom88 01-20-2010 11:22 AM

You might want to send them your social security number too just in case, you know, to be on the safe side.

snowjeeper 01-20-2010 11:23 AM

yeah i've been getting this one like every day for a month.

killclimbz 01-20-2010 11:24 AM

Wow, they are taking it to the next level aren't they? I think a picture giving them the finger is an appropriate response.

Sam I Am 01-20-2010 01:04 PM

It's your buddy down the street hi-jinking you.

BoardNbob 01-20-2010 01:13 PM

"you will hear our knock on your door with hand-cuff" :laugh:

BurtonRider87 01-20-2010 01:16 PM

dude its a crazy scam. DO NOT send them any personal information.

Sam I Am 01-20-2010 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurtonRider87 (Post 239673)
dude its a crazy scam. DO NOT send them any personal information.

...Really?!

Sick Sense 01-20-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam I Am (Post 239679)
...Really?!

Haha...thanks for clearing that up. I got an email too and was about to respond.

earl_je 01-20-2010 01:47 PM

OH SHIT! I knew they'd find out sooner or later... now where to hide the money...


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