It would be a little like this:
Amazon.com: How To Win Friends and Influence People (9781439167342): Dale Carnegie: Books
Except focused on the internet. See I've noticed that the more time I spend on the internet, the more instances I have of telling people to drink a bottle of drano. I've been banned on pretty much every forum I've taken part of, except this one and one other. So I think that makes me an expert at netication, the word I just made up for internet communication.
Luckily I have less time of late to get pissed at conservitards on the internet. But what amazes me that there are more of them now, than even when Bush was ruining the country! Shocking! Who would have thought that was possible.
When I got out of college I was certainly liberal, but willing to work with other viewpoints. The more time I've been exposed to other's viewpoints, the more I realize that there really is no working with them. There is too wide of a gap between the mental capacity of the conservitard and everyone else who can complete a long division problem without a calculator.
After being exposed to years of moronic idiots who don't have the intellect to look past media shills, I've become more unwilling to put up with bullshit from anyone which then leads to my Tourette's syndrome response, while entertaining, just ends up being a waste of time and effort on my part.
So I find myself with two options:
1. Stop neticating, therefore removing myself from the equation. But then I also might have to remove all other forms of media from my field of vision.
2. Take drugs, to kill off as many brain cells as it takes to bring myself down to their level.
*drinks bottle of drano*