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Old 11-09-2010, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The Alabama Constitution
In the Alabama Constitution:

"(a) This amendment shall be known and may be cited as the Sanctity of Marriage Amendment.
(b) Marriage is inherently a unique relationship between a man and a woman. As a matter of public policy, this state has a special interest in encouraging, supporting, and protecting this unique relationship in order to promote, among other goals, the stability and welfare of society and its children. A marriage contracted between individuals of the same sex is invalid in this state.

Also on the books:

"Section 30-1-3
Issue of incestuous marriages not deemed illegitimate.

The issue of any incestuous marriage, before the same is annulled, shall not be deemed illegitimate."
You've got to allow incest, or who would be left to cast republican votes in the south?
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Old 11-09-2010, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Incest does seem like a better idea. same sex couples don't produce a new generation of republicans nearly as well as a good old fashion uncle/dad does.
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Old 11-09-2010, 06:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha. can that be real? that's fucking outrageous. gay marriage rreally isn't my issue and I don't really get worked up about it. I feel it's a diversion issue when economic issues are what is truly important but that is just so over the top. thank god I'm not from the south. they give all of america a bad name. i often wonder whether or not it was a good idea for lincoln to not allow them to be their own country. could you imagine what a third world shithole the confederacy would be if they were their own nation? they'd be on par with the philipines.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL the south.
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Always amuses me how people think everyone in the South is the same way. Just like how everyone is Cali hugs a tree. When some people on here talking politics they love bringing up stereotypes kind of sad if you ask me if that's your main weapon. Laughing at bammers for allowing incest yes is funny but what does that have to do with gay marriage? I can speak on southerners since that is where I am from. Dumb people live everywhere not just in Southern states. Ignorant people run rampant all over the place. When I lived in Indiana I met more dumb "hicks" than I met while I lived in Bama or Tennessee. Where I am going with this? I have no clue but just amuses me how people enjoy talking stereotypes.

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Old 11-09-2010, 11:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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dumb people live everywhere and not everybody in the south is dumb..... but.... there just happen to be an disproportionate amount of dumb people living the ass backwards bible belt.

stereotypes exist for a reason.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"Stereotypes are valid first-order approximations".

Not all stereotypes are based on reality, but some ARE. That's just a general statement -- I don't know enough about the US south to get into this one.

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Old 11-10-2010, 10:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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don't you know stereotypes are stupid, you gun totting, tobacco chewing, burger munching, gang-banging 'murikuns!?
Just coz you don't understand it
Doesn't mean it makes no sense!
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by snowvols View Post
Laughing at bammers for allowing incest yes is funny but what does that have to do with gay marriage?
maybe because an incestuous marriage is infinitely creepier than a gay marriage?
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I don't know, I hate to say it but It seems like a larger-proportion of dumb people seem to live in the south/midwest.

I'm merely making an inference on the limited amount of time I've spent in those places, but goddamn, if all I had to live for was Nascar, Beer, Pop, Giant disgusting food and Buffets, Mini-Golf, and Fishing, I'd probably be pretty fucking stupid too.

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