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Old 05-25-2011, 01:45 PM   #41 (permalink)
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You guys are trying to use logic. Having faith that maybe one day Weinerschnitzle Hotdogs will take over the world requires no logic, just someone who's a straight-up dumbass. The sooner these people lose all their money and start eating at fast food restaurants, and then die of obesity, the better off this world will be.
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Old 05-25-2011, 02:01 PM   #42 (permalink)
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These are already the fat and dumb of the world most.Problem is they aren't dying off, they are breeding at rodent like levels.I fear the movie Idiocracy is prophetic.
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Old 05-25-2011, 02:33 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Worship the flying spaghetti monster suckers he's coming!
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All the truely christian people DID disappear, wanna know why no one is gone?? Because there are none, bunch of lying hypocrital morons. I've been fucked over a few times over the past 7 years as a contractor, guess by who, ultra religious d-bags. Even a fucking minister/preacher/pastor whatever. I hang 2 80' gutters, fix and paint all the facia and soffits on his church and at the end of it, he says to me "You should donate your time and materials to the lord and his house of worship" With labor and materials I was into this deal about a grand... I said "No, I want the 1800 the contract that you signed says you owe" this fuckface went on and on about repenting, and giving to the lord...my blood pressure was going through the roof, I damn near assaulted the idiot. I even went as far as telling him that only an agent of satan would try to screw an honest hard working man out of his wages. I ended up sueing the fucker, so what would have been 1800 cost his precious church about 4200

Anyway....kind of do wish all these assholes would fly away
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All the truely christian people DID disappear, wanna know why no one is gone?? Because there are none, bunch of lying hypocrital morons. I've been fucked over a few times over the past 7 years as a contractor, guess by who, ultra religious d-bags. Even a fucking minister/preacher/pastor whatever. I hang 2 80' gutters, fix and paint all the facia and soffits on his church and at the end of it, he says to me "You should donate your time and materials to the lord and his house of worship" With labor and materials I was into this deal about a grand... I said "No, I want the 1800 the contract that you signed says you owe" this fuckface went on and on about repenting, and giving to the lord...my blood pressure was going through the roof, I damn near assaulted the idiot. I even went as far as telling him that only an agent of satan would try to screw an honest hard working man out of his wages. I ended up sueing the fucker, so what would have been 1800 cost his precious church about 4200

Anyway....kind of do wish all these assholes would fly away


I can't ...this story is awesome. It high lights alot of things about religion that are so incorrect.
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Old 06-13-2011, 03:53 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Well it sounds like Harold Camping is one step closer to his own personal rapture...

Rapture predictor reportedly suffers stroke - US news - Life - msnbc.com
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Old 06-13-2011, 04:33 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Y'know, I wouldn't wish that kind of health issue on anyone, and I'm certainly not going to sink to the level of celebrating it; but it pisses me off a little that if this had happened to someone who had criticized the church or something similar, ppl like Coulter or the Westboro idiots would be proclaiming it as a judgement from god. I'm gonna predict that they'll have nothing to say on this one though.
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I just wouldn't be surprised if the revised really real rapture date is the date that he checks out. Irony is so fucking ironic.
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Oh man, if he dies on the day of the supposed really real rapture, then all those damn hipster kids can learn the true meaning of ironic. Seriously though, strokes are no joke, and even though the dude's a kook, I don't wish ill on him. Not like that anyway.
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