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Old 05-23-2011, 01:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The facts do not lie.

The Rapture was supposed to occur on May 21st.

Macho Man Randy Savage dies for our sins on May 20th.

The Rapture never happens.

Conclusion: Macho Man Randy Savage saved the f**king world.

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Old 05-23-2011, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's not really any less reasonable than any other rationalization for religious belief.

Hell, one guy created his own religion based on his dislike of psychiatrists...
Or was it psychologists?

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That picture is chocked full of Win!
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