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Cifex for President of the United States of America
I am very pleased to announce my intention to run for President. Here is what I will do....I promise. ;)
1. Purify congress - I will veto every single bill that comes across my desk which contains any of the following:
a. An earmark
b. reference of a specific business
c. something ridiculous
2. Fix taxes - I will eliminate the employee paid portion of FICA and consolidate it into the standard federal Income tax. You will no longer see FICA come out of your paycheck (7.6% up to 100K) and your federal income taxes will go up 5%. If you are wealthy, you probably won't like this. I don't give a shit.
3. Imprison Dick Cheney in a mirror and launch him into space.
4. Undo everything Dick Cheney did.
5. End the war.
6. More to come....
I'd like to know how you'd end the war? If it could involve something far-fetched, in a movie sort of way, I would be more inclined to send my vote your way.
I would also like to see every politician waterboarded who said it was no big deal...maybe show that instead of commercials for a week.
BTW, where are you building the huge ovens to purify congress?
How about ending the war by air-dropping in Teddy Bears and Jelly Beans into Iraq.
5 words.....giant inflatable mosque strip clubs.
to end the war i would ban shoes and rain herb from the sky
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