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Old 10-21-2008, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I am very pleased to announce my intention to run for President. Here is what I will do....I promise.


1. Purify congress - I will veto every single bill that comes across my desk which contains any of the following:

a. An earmark
b. reference of a specific business
c. something ridiculous

2. Fix taxes - I will eliminate the employee paid portion of FICA and consolidate it into the standard federal Income tax. You will no longer see FICA come out of your paycheck (7.6% up to 100K) and your federal income taxes will go up 5%. If you are wealthy, you probably won't like this. I don't give a shit.

3. Imprison Dick Cheney in a mirror and launch him into space.

4. Undo everything Dick Cheney did.

5. End the war.

6. More to come....
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd like to know how you'd end the war? If it could involve something far-fetched, in a movie sort of way, I would be more inclined to send my vote your way.

I would also like to see every politician waterboarded who said it was no big deal...maybe show that instead of commercials for a week.

BTW, where are you building the huge ovens to purify congress?
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How about ending the war by air-dropping in Teddy Bears and Jelly Beans into Iraq.
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5 words.....giant inflatable mosque strip clubs.
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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5 words.....giant inflatable mosque strip clubs.
Holy Fawk, that's pure genius right there! You now have the lock on the Canadian vote.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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to end the war i would ban shoes and rain herb from the sky
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