Cifex for President of the United States of America
I am very pleased to announce my intention to run for President. Here is what I will do....I promise.
1. Purify congress - I will veto every single bill that comes across my desk which contains any of the following:
a. An earmark
b. reference of a specific business
c. something ridiculous
2. Fix taxes - I will eliminate the employee paid portion of FICA and consolidate it into the standard federal Income tax. You will no longer see FICA come out of your paycheck (7.6% up to 100K) and your federal income taxes will go up 5%. If you are wealthy, you probably won't like this. I don't give a shit.
3. Imprison Dick Cheney in a mirror and launch him into space.