And you call yourself a boarder?? The lack of this weather is exactly why we've been pissed off the past month. Now we get it and you want to stay at home and check your boxes of tampons for expiration dates??!!
You need to quit being a vag and go out tomorrow. Call in to work, be at my house at 7AM, and you'll get a free ride to wherever we're going and two buddies to board with. If you're good enough for Jiminy tomorrow night, you're good enough for a real hill tomorrow during the day. Take a couple of Ibuprofen and stretch before you head out and you'll be fine.
EDIT: I'm thinking Okemo unless Gore gets pounded today.