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Reptars69ing 12-28-2013 09:24 PM

Ass pain
i really took a seat today off a kicker in carinthia. lets just say i havent really sat down much since. i'd like to go back out tomorrow so i need to heal it as quick as possible, any suggestions?

rambob 12-28-2013 09:27 PM

1000 mg tylenol? Jack Daniels? Heroin? ER Visit? Have someone kiss it?

koi 12-28-2013 09:40 PM


did you really expect anything more than smartass comments?

tonicusa 12-28-2013 09:47 PM

Contusions require cold and compression in the first 24-48 hours. Ibuprofen will help too. Wear some compression shorts if you have some. Also helps to stretch and walk a little before retiring for the evening.

Mystery2many 12-28-2013 09:48 PM

KY jelly. :thumbsup:

Just messing. Soak in hot ass water and a pain killer.

hardasacatshead 12-28-2013 09:53 PM

Rum, lots and lots of rum.

Noreaster 12-28-2013 10:11 PM

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Duct tape this to your ass. Or wise up and fall on your face next time.

Seriously, no magic pill there. Aside from morphine based ones. Just let it heal.

kaborkian 12-28-2013 10:47 PM

impact shorts, crash pad, hip protector, skele-shorts

Too late for this time, but it will prevent it in the future

ridinbend 12-28-2013 11:30 PM

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Sounds like your cocksis is busted, I mean your coccyx.:dunno: bruising will come.

ksup3erb 12-29-2013 12:28 AM

Get a hemorrhoid donut. Seriously.

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