Wife crashed coming off lift - Page 2 - Snowboarding Forum

ShredLife · 12-27-2012, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BurtonAvenger

If you fall in front of me and I could risk injury or ride over you I will ride over you to preserve myself. It's part of my I don't value human life campaign.

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Originally Posted by killclimbz

X2, when I am riding chairs, if somebody falls in front of me and I can't avoid them, they are getting run over. I am not going to injure myself cause of some other yutz.

+ 300

common newp mistake there donutz.... always land on the gaper - they're usually nice n pudgy and always softer than an icy ramp.

you try and take me out and yer gonna get taken OUT>

also - never, NEVER call 'last run'. that will get you fucked up every time. if you have to say anything err on the side of "let's take two and skip the last". even that is pushing it.... safest thing is a serious look of eye contact and a "i'm good whenever"

Cr0_Reps_Smit · 12-27-2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ShredLife

+ 300

common newp mistake there donutz.... always land on the gaper - they're usually nice n pudgy and always softer than an icy ramp.

you try and take me out and yer gonna get taken OUT>

also - never, NEVER call 'last run'. that will get you fucked up every time. if you have to say anything err on the side of "let's take two and skip the last". even that is pushing it.... safest thing is a serious look of eye contact and a "i'm good whenever"

when someone asks me if i wanna take one last run i always say nah, im taking 100 more.

ShredLife · 12-27-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cr0_Reps_Smit

when someone asks me if i wanna take one last run i always say nah, im taking 100 more.

hahah fuck yea

BoardWalk · 12-27-2012, 12:12 PM

When someone falls unloading it is the responsibility of the rider behind them to administer a teabag. If the liftie interrupts then that person shall also be tea-bagged. These are the rules....live by them or stay off the hill.

**Donutz** · 12-27-2012, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chomps1211

That dink, was still sittin' there for the next chair full of people to avoid!!

Actually my daughter and her friend were on the chair behind us and they just ran right over the guy's equipment (the ski stuff, not the personal stuff

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**Donutz** · 12-27-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ShredLife

also - never, NEVER call 'last run'. that will get you fucked up every time. if you have to say anything err on the side of "let's take two and skip the last". even that is pushing it.... safest thing is a serious look of eye contact and a "i'm good whenever"

Yep. Learned THAT lesson.

mixie · 12-27-2012, 01:01 PM

your wife is much nicer than I am! If I was a skier and I had poles you bet I'd be jabbing any motherfucker in my way while getting off the lift. Sometimes, I wish I did have poles to hit people with anyway.

hope she gets better soon.

12-27-2012, 12:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
BoardWalk Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 371	When someone falls unloading it is the responsibility of the rider behind them to administer a teabag. If the liftie interrupts then that person shall also be tea-bagged. These are the rules....live by them or stay off the hill. Last edited by BoardWalk; 12-27-2012 at 12:15 PM.

12-27-2012, 01:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
mixie Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: so cal Posts: 576	your wife is much nicer than I am! If I was a skier and I had poles you bet I'd be jabbing any motherfucker in my way while getting off the lift. Sometimes, I wish I did have poles to hit people with anyway. hope she gets better soon. __________________ if a cat fucked a shark, the babies would be called women. snowklinger Last edited by mixie; 12-27-2012 at 01:03 PM.

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