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post #31 of 42 (permalink) Old 10-17-2007, 04:18 PM
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You can actually lure snow bunnies with bits of croutons and Brie cheese. Mere mention of a Silver or Gold level hotel room and yer set. You can also trick them by merely posing with your snowboard beside the gnarliest looking jump at the resort, lol.
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You can actually lure snow bunnies with bits of croutons and Brie cheese. Mere mention of a Silver or Gold level hotel room and yer set. You can also trick them by merely posing with your snowboard beside the gnarliest looking jump at the resort, lol.

*Quickly takes notes*

Now what if they actually want to see you hit that 75ft kicker that you shit yourself just looking at?

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*Quickly takes notes*

Now what if they actually want to see you hit that 75ft kicker that you shit yourself just looking at?
That's where you say "Oooooohhh, um yeahhhhhh.....too many noobs on the hill today...besides...my photographer's flight got delayed and they don't want me risking an injury between shoots....". Make sure you flash a confident smile and even follow up with "double guns"!! Alll-righhhhtttt!!!

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i think what guys are actually looking for in "snowbunnies" is just
looking cool so the girls will ask them to teach them and then it
just goes on and on.

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i think what guys are actually looking for in "snowbunnies" is just
looking cool so the girls will ask them to teach them and then it
just goes on and on.

Actually I had some much more sinister in mind for snow bunnies than teaching them to ride...but I am a very sick and dirty person

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Actually I had some much more sinister in mind for snow bunnies than teaching them to ride...but I am a very sick and dirty person
hahaha you said what i meant. i just tried to be a bit more........
...... children-friendly.

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hahaha you said what i meant. i just tried to be a bit more........
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Actually I had some much more sinister in mind for snow bunnies than teaching them to ride...but I am a very sick and dirty person


I'll teach them how to ride!

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That's where you say "Oooooohhh, um yeahhhhhh.....too many noobs on the hill today...besides...my photographer's flight got delayed and they don't want me risking an injury between shoots....". Make sure you flash a confident smile and even follow up with "double guns"!! Alll-righhhhtttt!!!
That is great.
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