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Snowboard/skate branding!

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#1 ·
I'm looking to create my own snow/skate brand and was wondering where I could purchase some blank snowboards and or skate boards to put my design on
 
#8 ·
The Google machine knows all!!!!

You must first venture to the original home of the hipster, the Internet coffee shop and order a double soy machiado latte in VENTI, do not order the large or you shall not gain the mystical password to the WIFI.

Once the mystical password for the WIFI has been procured and you have safely satiated the need to remind those with the neck-beard behind the counter that they are ironic and redundant you can venture forth on your amazing journey.

Hopefully you have slain enough hours of your time to visit the elder merchant in his deluxe cave and bought one of the many Internet ready devices known as a laptop, tablet, or "smart" phone. If you haven't then your attempts at procuring this WIFI password have been in vain and you must venture back out to the working world where countless hours of grinding away at meaningless tasks will take place till you can procure one. If you have one then disregard this previous step.

Open said electronic device and log into the WIFI being ever so careful to avoid spilling your horribly over brewed potion of soy on the keypad. Do not make eye contact with the evil horrible Hollywood script writer or half witted blogger who is only there to let everyone know that they are in fact typing up some sort of project. They are worthless to your cause! Do not conversate with them!

Once the WIFI password has been put into the proper password area and the magical invisible rays of WIFI have begun to flow you must locate and open the Internet browser! Careful as you will be tempted to use the inferior Internet Explorer 7, don't let it fool you with false promises of an epic exploration as this is merely a farce by the dark Warlock Bill Gates. If you have chosen wisely you will see a search bar, inside this you must put these exact words from the ancient inscription, Klaatu Barada Nikto. Wait no sorry that's wrong you must put into this search bar Companies that can make me a custom snowboard graphic. Then click search.

Sparks will fly. An eternity will feel like it has passed. But once this has happened you will then find your answer.

Remember it is never about the end destination, it is about the journey. I strongly suggest you get a midget with a minor obsessive compulsion to jewelry, a vampire covered in glitter who may work the day shift at Franks Boom Boom Room, and of course a wise cracking lemur.
 
#14 ·
I found it to be pure poetry,… But I thought if I had said so, people would begin to think we were an item! :laugh:
 
#22 ·
HERETIC!!! BLASPHEMER!! Stone him!! Stone him at once! ;) lol!
 
#29 ·
Let me google that for you

What the fuck people. Back in my day you had to actually pick which search engine was going to get the best results. Was it altavista? That was my fave. Now the ONE TRUE SEARCH ENGINE is so ubiquitous that "to google" is a verb now... You really need help with it?

FUCK!!!
Back in my day, we had phone books and encyclopedias. Yellow pages.:thumbsup:
 
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#36 ·
Back in the days when the board to chin rule wasn't yet invented and board length was chosen according to ones ski size
 
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