In a locker or in the handwarmer pocket of my coat.
Made the mistake last month of keeping my wallet, keys, and camera in my inside chest pocket. Did a face plant, landed right on my chest. Knocked the wind out of me and bruised my ribs. I've broken ribs before but this pain was unreal. Couldn't sleep well for almost 3 weeks and it's just getting better.
I never would have thought that landing on my keys (they're the huge rectangal keys with the alarm buttons on em) would hurt so bad. My whole right leg is swollen up and I can barely put any weight on it. I can walk, but I'm limping. I'm gona be pissed if I can't ride on Sat.
I think I'm going to put the keys in my side jacket pocket from now on. I can't ever remember landing on my side, so it should be safe...I hope.