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Old 11-07-2009, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Found this and wanted to share. It's a skier's reasons for ...well not becoming a snowboarder; then under it, a snowboarder rebuking everyone of them. Enjoy.

(Would the moderators be kind and fix the thread title? I misspelled snowboarder)

1. You will probably die.

Get busy living, or get busy dying. I know what I’d rather do.

It’s true… you can’t bake a cake without smashing a few eggs - you will most likley get hurt whilst you’re learning, but there’s no reason why after a couple of days learning how to turn and stop, that you can’t progress surely and safely to being a decent snowboarder.

2. You are going to look like a fashion victim.
Hmm, would you rather look like this
http://www.idiotbanter.com/blog/wp-c...ki-suits-7.jpg
or this?
http://www.network26.com/email/WLemailpics/FF144.jpg
Right.


3. You will probably kill other people.

Just make sure they’re skiers. ;-)

4. You may well go to prison.

Of course, that doesn’t happen if you ski, does it?

5. You will hurt yourself.

No pain, no gain.

6. You will be traveling down the side a mountain at high velocity with both feet strapped firmly to the same piece of wood.

…making it statistically safer for your knees without all that rotational injury risk.

7. Skiing is much more versatile than snowboarding.

Steep, big mountain
YouTube - Jeremy Jones Big Mountain Riding

Boardercross
YouTube - Chevrolet US Snowboard Grand Prix at Tamarack - Boardercross

Slopestyle
YouTube - Snowboard SlopeStyle

Halfpipe
YouTube - Chevrolet U.S. Snowboard Grand Prix Halfpipe Finals

Not to mention splitboard skinning, a bit of old fashioned jibbing, and a whole host of things that free skiing wouldn’t have without snowboarding, and lets face it - the world would be a worse place without!

8. Snowboarders are commonly known as “Gays on Trays”!

Lol, not heard that before, so not that common. Quite funny though… for a skier.

9. You don’t just become a snowboarder.

Yes you do.

S: (n) snowboarder (someone who slides down snow-covered slopes while standing on a snowboard)[1]

Strap on a snowboard, slide down a snow-covered slope and you’re in.

10. It’s going to cost you.

Take it in your stride snowboarder. You’ve earnt it, now enjoy it. See you on the hill.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, the worst is the last one. I've seen way too many skis, boots, and bindings in the last couple weeks that majorly outprice the majority of boards. 700+ for skis, 450+ for bindings and boots
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Old 11-07-2009, 03:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol thats good stuff. i like #3 and #4 those are the best haha
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It's good to know that I can go from inline skating in the summer to now snowboarding in the winter and not miss that lovely nonsensical hate. I was worried about losing that.
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It's good to know that I can go from inline skating in the summer to now snowboarding in the winter and not miss that lovely nonsensical hate. I was worried about losing that.
Oh get over it. Try to have a sense of humour; if you want seriousness, go over to the political section of the forum. Or, stay here and join in the poking fun at each other like the rest of us.

No one is hating here, so chill out.
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if you want seriousness, go over to the political section of the forum. Or, stay here and join in the poking fun at each other like the rest of us.

Oh you know that ain`t true....if you don`t have a sense of humor in the poli section you are "food".....
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Old 11-08-2009, 08:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's good to know that I can go from inline skating in the summer to now snowboarding in the winter and not miss that lovely nonsensical hate. I was worried about losing that.
Well first off snowboarding is way cooler than fruit booting, second fruit booting should be hated on repeatedly.
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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8. Snowboarders are commonly known as “Gays on Trays”!

Lol, not heard that before, so not that common. Quite funny though… for a skier.
Yeah and skiers are commonly known as pricks on sticks
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Oh get over it. Try to have a sense of humour; if you want seriousness, go over to the political section of the forum. Or, stay here and join in the poking fun at each other like the rest of us.

No one is hating here, so chill out.
I wasn't being serious but sorry if it wasn't taken that way. I'm new to this foruma and am still trying to learn the attitude of it.
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I wasn't being serious but sorry if it wasn't taken that way. I'm new to this foruma and am still trying to learn the attitude of it.
Well, I'm glad to have another snow lover on the forum. So welcome and enjoy.

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Oh you know that ain`t true....if you don`t have a sense of humor in the poli section you are "food".....
Yup, yup.
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