I like to think I am not that important... - Snowboarding Forum

Zee · 01-31-2010, 03:58 PM

...but I am. I have the ability to affect weather. I wish I didn't but I do. Every time I book a Cat trip, the snow stops 2-3 weeks before, and does not start until a day or two after. This has happened consistently 3 years in a row, including this year. I'm pretty sure the Cat operation shits their pants whenever I book...

My apologies to the skiers and riders on the powder highway...

Ezkimo · 01-31-2010, 04:22 PM

Dude, hook summit county up with some snow for wed. this week. Thanks bra!

slanteye · 01-31-2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezkimo

Dude, hook summit county up with some snow for wed. this week. Thanks bra!

i think the TS' powers seem to only work when taking snow away not dumping it on...

Ezkimo · 01-31-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slanteye

i think the TS' powers seem to only work when taking snow away not dumping it on...

Ah i see.
Dont take away snow from summit county for wed. please!

Artistry · 01-31-2010, 06:16 PM

haha classic .. yes drum up a ritual to dispell your powers :P

slanteye · 01-31-2010, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Snowolf

Hmmmm...you seem to have displeased Ullr, the Norse god of snow and step son of Thor somehow. You might need to sacrifice an old board or pair of skies and dance around the bonfire naked, whilst drinking beer and wearing snowshoes to appease him....

you forgot the most important part, he has to do all that while recording it and has to post it here, where else is Ullr going to see him do this even gods have the interwebs

thugit · 01-31-2010, 07:17 PM

i think i speak for the rest of us when i say i have no interest in seeing his drunk, naked dance.

Zee · 01-31-2010, 07:19 PM

I'll be searching for an old snowboard/skis to burn.

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Zee -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 1,423	I like to think I am not that important... ...but I am. I have the ability to affect weather. I wish I didn't but I do. Every time I book a Cat trip, the snow stops 2-3 weeks before, and does not start until a day or two after. This has happened consistently 3 years in a row, including this year. I'm pretty sure the Cat operation shits their pants whenever I book... My apologies to the skiers and riders on the powder highway... __________________ The Never Summer SL-R is the best all mountain board I have been on... Ever. Buy it... Ride it... Love it...

01-31-2010, 04:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ezkimo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 218	Dude, hook summit county up with some snow for wed. this week. Thanks bra! __________________ ~Colorado Shredder~

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Zee -LIFETIME MEMBER- Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 1,423	I'll be searching for an old snowboard/skis to burn. __________________ The Never Summer SL-R is the best all mountain board I have been on... Ever. Buy it... Ride it... Love it...

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01-31-2010, 06:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Artistry Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 14	haha classic .. yes drum up a ritual to dispell your powers :P

01-31-2010, 07:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
thugit Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Bear Mountain Posts: 466	i think i speak for the rest of us when i say i have no interest in seeing his drunk, naked dance.