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Old 02-04-2010, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ive heard a lot of people on these forums and on other websites say its really easy to pick up a girl and get her number on the mountain.

their steps are usually like this:

1. hang out near bunny slope
2. look for attractive female who is a noob
3. offer to help her - get physical
4. get her number

i see a few problems with this. actually mainly one, and it has to do with step 2. im sure its easy to find a noob female boarder, but i doubt you can find an attractive one, at least not an attractive noob female snowboader who is also alone. from my experience, if there is a hot girl who is new to snowboarding she will either be with a friend who is helping her, or a boyfriend. why would she be there alone? and if she is there alone, then hell, she probably doesnt need your help.

have you guys actually succeeded in this? post stories about your successes/failures haha
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Everyone is all talk, your logic coincides with mine. In my book, your hand isn't an attractive noobie snow bunny. Sorry boys.
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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a gal that works in the pro shop was pretty flirty for a couple of our trips to the hill and last time when she got off work she saw me and my bud strapping in and started chatting with us, she already had her gear on and rode with me for over an hour. then she had to go talk to here sister that was working rentals and she said she would find me when she was done but we had to leave before i saw her again. i didnt get her number because i figured she would be right back. oh well, next time i go, i know where she works moral of the story is get those digits asap. i wish i didnt live 3.5 hours away from there, shes smokin hot.
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've only had two mountain hookups in my life, though not at the same time, sadly. Each was at least a low intermediate and didn't need my help at all. One was part of a school trip from UCLA and the other was with some friends IIRC. I don't usually ever see chicks riding alone, noob or not. But just cause they are in groups doesn't mean one can't be broken away from the herd
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i don't go to women - women come to me

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This would have to be one of the dumber threads that ive seen around here lately.
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Originally Posted by Reede View Post
This would have to be one of the dumber threads that ive seen around here lately.
LMAO!!! How can you even tell if they're hot with the goggles and all the bulky clothes on? I'll stick to pickin 'em up during wakeboarding season when they can't hide anything
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Originally Posted by legallyillegal View Post
i don't go to women - women come to me
Teach me, lol
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Picking up women on the slopes is HIGHLY OVERRATED. I say this from personal experience. When I was teaching my wife to ride, I had to pick her ass up repeatedly for hours. As I said....HIGHLY OVERRATED.
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