my first "confrontation" - Snowboarding Forum - Snowboard Enthusiast Forums
SnowboardingForum.com is the premier Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-10-2010, 06:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 57
Default my first "confrontation"

At the mountain today I had my first confrontation with this Russian guy. His wife, obviously a first time skier, was going down a blue and decided to stop, lay down, and make a snow angel on the blind side of a crest.

So I came over the crest with some speed, and although I was able to avoid crashing into the woman, I hit her ski, face planting HARD into the ground and breaking my goggles.

But the best part of the story comes when the husband, some 4'0 Russian guy, flies down the mountain out of control (obviously has never snowboarded before again), SLAMS into my girlfriend knocking her off the trail, and grabbing me by the coat trying to pick a fight. Then some ski instructor came and told the guy to go away.

Cool story huh? I just felt I had to post it, especially after watching that Skier dad video.
Korey is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 03-10-2010, 06:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
krazykunuck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: edmonton
Posts: 188
Default

words fail me....
__________________
ain't no basic boarder, i run carhartt's for boarding clothes, i drive a big loud diesel truck, and i am PROUD to be a CANADIAN.
krazykunuck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 07:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
BliND KiNK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Omaha, Nebraska (for now)
Posts: 729
Default

I mean.. small man complex, the best thing about the slopes.. is .. who ever pushes first gets to watch a human snowball.
__________________
I wanted a sig, but I need a job first.
BliND KiNK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 07:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
bryantp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Posts: 381
Blog Entries: 2
Default Confrontation

I'm as gentle as possible until they get abusive. Then, elbows become a great asset. Just sayin...
bryantp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 07:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Vail, CO
Posts: 3,831
Default

,whoa.... that should have been game over for that cumguzzler.
Argo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
krazykunuck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: edmonton
Posts: 188
Default

words still fail me about the women.....
__________________
ain't no basic boarder, i run carhartt's for boarding clothes, i drive a big loud diesel truck, and i am PROUD to be a CANADIAN.
krazykunuck is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 07:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
Veteran Member
 
slyder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Milwaukee Suburbs
Posts: 2,852
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bryantp View Post
I'm as gentle as possible until they get abusive. Then, elbows become a great asset. Just sayin...
they do lots of damage in close quarters. Especially after he grabbed me, seeing he was new to boarding you should have just thrown him down, """ I can't get up """ Randy from a Christmas Story

-Slyder
slyder is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-10-2010, 10:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
legallyillegal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: fuck Snowboarding
Posts: 4,477
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Korey View Post
At the mountain today I had my first confrontation with this Russian guy. His wife, obviously a first time skier, was going down a blue and decided to stop, lay down, and make a snow angel on the blind side of a crest.

So I came over the crest with some speed, and although I was able to avoid crashing into the woman, I hit her ski, face planting HARD into the ground and breaking my goggles.

But the best part of the story comes when the husband, some 4'0 Russian guy, flies down the mountain out of control (obviously has never snowboarded before again), SLAMS into my girlfriend knocking her off the trail, and grabbing me by the coat trying to pick a fight. Then some ski instructor came and told the guy to go away.

Cool story huh? I just felt I had to post it, especially after watching that Skier dad video.
dude youre such a badass
__________________
THERE ARE SPECIFIC REASONS AS TO WHY I AM MORE LOCAL THAN YOU

GOD IS DONUT
legallyillegal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2010, 10:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
tooscoops's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: behind that tree, ontario
Posts: 251
Blog Entries: 1
Default

love the fac that he got so defensive of his woman that it made him take out your woman in a much more hazardous way...

cheers! in soviet russia, hill rides you.
__________________
sarcasm... yeah... like THAT will ever catch on...
tooscoops is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2010, 10:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
Zee
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
Zee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 1,423
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tooscoops View Post
in soviet russia, hill rides you.
I lolled....
__________________

The Never Summer SL-R is the best all mountain board I have been on... Ever.
Buy it... Ride it... Love it...
Zee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:19 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums