I'm sure everyone has taught a couple of those, lets hear some snowboard horror stories.
I definitely have a few
I was teaching a lesson, a father and his son who was maybe 10 years old. I tried to get him to side slip and he was having difficulty doing it so I obviously helped him out a bit. He punch me (in the boob...) and said he hated snowboarding, took his board off, and ran from the bunny hill. His father didn't do anything.
I have also taught Napoleon Dynamite Jr. No lie, everytime I would tell this fella to do anything, he would sigh and say 'I don't wanna!' in the same tone of voice as well, Napoleon.
I taught an older woman who skiied for many years and wanted to give snowboarding a try. We were sideslipping and I stood in front of her holding her hands cuz she was so scared to fall. When I asked her to try on her own without my assistance, I would still be infront of her so that she could grab onto me whenever she felt uncomfortable. Instead of grabbing onto my arms, she would grope me. The grope count of that hour long lesson was about 40. No lie.
I also instruct fulltime, and we have elementary schools come in everyday. Some schools would do 1 trip, other schools would do 4. Well, this one school who came 4 times had a boy that had quite the crush on me. I got to spend an hour with him and his other classmates whenever they would come up to the resort. He would ask me my number, my e-mail, my facebook name or whatever. He even asked me out on a date. He would try to put his arm around me on the chairlift, he even tried to serenade me. Oh, and he also gave me a chocolate bar.