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Old 03-17-2010, 06:34 PM   #101 (permalink)
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This thread isn't about accidentally sprays. The OP posted about deliberately picking someone out for whatever reason and going up to them and spraying them. If you're kicking up so much snow while riding that you're covering people head to toe, you should consider a lesson.
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Old 03-17-2010, 06:43 PM   #102 (permalink)
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This thread isn't about accidentally sprays. The OP posted about deliberately picking someone out for whatever reason and going up to them and spraying them.
Wait, when did I say I deliberately picked someone? More like everyone is fair game except people on electronics buddy....

I don't need a reason to spray someone. I'm having a blast, and your on some white stuff on a good slope, then you may get sprayed..
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Old 03-17-2010, 07:04 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Wait, when did I say I deliberately picked someone? More like everyone is fair game except people on electronics buddy....

I don't need a reason to spray someone. I'm having a blast, and your on some white stuff on a good slope, then you may get sprayed..
Is there a difference? If it is you and your friends spraying each other go for it who cares. But to do it to a random person i think is lame.
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:23 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Wait, when did I say I deliberately picked someone? More like everyone is fair game except people on electronics buddy....

I don't need a reason to spray someone. I'm having a blast, and your on some white stuff on a good slope, then you may get sprayed..
Are you implying that your board goes careening around the slope on it's own spraying people? Whether you picked a target at the top of the slope or opportunistically, a decision is still required..... Splitting hairs....
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For those who claim it to be an innocent and playful gesture: you of course stick around and introduce yourself afterward?
Sometimes I actually ask first lol

You'd be suprised how often people say yes
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:57 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Are you implying that your board goes careening around the slope on it's own spraying people? Whether you picked a target at the top of the slope or opportunistically, a decision is still required..... Splitting hairs....
Yes it does smartass
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wow, I can't believe I read this whole thing. If i'm in a good state of mind, which is most of my time riding, it's pretty hard for me get upset about getting sprayed. I'd rather assume it was playful just because thinking the alternative will just take away from my day. But I don't spray others for the same reason I don't tell racist jokes to strangers, not everyone thinks my shit is funny
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:12 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Wait, when did I say I deliberately picked someone? More like everyone is fair game except people on electronics buddy....
How do you determine if they've got electronics if you're coming down on them from uphill?

You seem to think spraying people borders on altruism. You're just snowboarder stereotype #2, an unoriginal, uncreative, conformist punk. A nameless clone of the same asshole we all saw on the hill last week. Congratulations, you're exactly what everyone expects a boarder to be. You've managed not only to be a dick on a stick, but literally to be a cliche on a greased piece of wood. You're the boarder equivalent of a soccer mom in an oversized black SUV with a Starbuck's latte.
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i skimmed through this post and didn't see a link for this skimmed through this post and didn't see a link for this MFM part in Optimistic so here it is. master sprayer gettin it done. hilarious shit. for what it's worth, i only spray friends- especially if they're on their phones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MpxW40B2AE
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:38 AM   #110 (permalink)
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fuck i hate this sites basic setup... deleted another post of mine.

so yeah. i can't even bother to type it again. the synopsis is that by spraying, the positives are that you have fun.

the negatives are that you could injure someone (as i was... my bloody back didn't appreciate the "fun"), it perpetuates the douchbag stereotype we are trying to remove from the sport, you could piss off the wrong people (who may kick your ass, clip your pass, or just be cool people who would have bought you a beer otherwise), and for me, most importantly, you aren't actually enjoying "snowboarding", you are enjoying instigating conflict.

if thats all you want to do, go drinking and call the bouncers a bunch of pussies. after all, its just words. they wouldn't take it seriously would they?


as a couple side notes, i live in ontario.. riding here is different than out west. we don't have much snow, and what we have is thinly covering ice. i have seen level four instuctors bail on the crazy conditions here. take a weekend warrior and make him attempt to do a "super cool spray" and he could very likely go ass over teakettle and severly injure themsleves and the sprayee.

also, last time i was sprayed, i was patrolling, blocking off a portion of a run that we were transporting an injured rider on a snowmobile... i mean seriously.. what the fuck? how is that cool?
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