What the jesus...
Mysticfalcon, how in the blue and purple Moses fuck do you only have 23 days this season?
I live in the mid-Atlantic. Not even the GOOD mid Atlantic. The DC kind where we get no snow and pray to every God we can think of for days cold enough to MAKE SNOW. Just so it can freeze every night and turn into a solid sheet of gluteal raping death. I also live far enough away from said bump palace that I can only go on weekends. WEEKENDS Rob. When every shit nosed sheep farmer and bureaucratic ass-cheese takes a day off from violating humanity and decides instead to violate what small pleasure we can gleam from our "mountain".
With all of that, I still have over 30 days in. I rode in the rain, in the god damn RAIN Rob, to get 30 days. Not once or twice, but three times! All day! And keep in mind I'm on-call once every 5 weeks. That means if I'm 70 minutes into my drive up and I get paged, I have to go home.
You live 30 minutes from an actual mountain. Where they have actual trails. Not three sad stripes of 600ft vertical they cut in half mid-way and call 12 runs (DC math for you Spunky). A mountain that gets real snow, lots of it, and while may be populated the scum of creation (french canadians) is big enough that you only have to see them on the gondola.
You should be ashamed.
I have a word limit on my cynicism