Waxing my board is a bonding experience. I usually light some ptex candles, throw on some Barry White and get to drippin and scrapin.
Also there is nothing like the smell of some fresh OBJ wax.
I love the smell of OBJ. And yeah, waxing is super relaxing for me. It's just rude not to warm things up with some foreplay. You can't expect your lady to give up the goods if you don't rub her right in advance.
If you want to be a chick, a dude, a tent, or a velociraptor be my guest, but if you choose the last one you bet your ass I will have a spaz-12 to your face.